One of those Coulsons isn’t allowed near children

D’olph

Finally a Spider-Man that’s not a stalker

And you could tell by the trail of the dead that there was something in the popcorn

The difference is yellow gloves in case you guys couldn’t see it

Is it hiding from the communism

You sad human? Gaze into my butthole

Paul Ryan asking the tough questions

The old ways is the best ways

People who don’t eat the burger rind are disgusting

It’s also very plain

Catholicism was the theme of the Met Gala so yeah it is

We aren’t done playing monopoly until someone flipped the board and lives have been ruined

Damn that’s kinda fire tho

Me too ...Susan?

Another day in the life of Biz Markie

*High pitched wail*
UNACCEPTABLE!!

Let’s go Losers!!

So she lived then?

So much sex he had to share some with John Redcorn

Flammable