Did you see the video of the Chick-fil-a employee chase down a car to give the people their change? They must ship these people in from Canada or something

Sploosh

Hi can I call you Julius, don’t trust that muthafucka Cassius and your best friend Brutus y tu Bruté cause they are going to kill you

That’s some dexterity right there

Harry hiding out from Voldemort

Be a man, just be nice about it.

I imagine bank robbers saying are you with me a lot, but mostly to other bank robbers, or to someone the new guy shot by accident, he wasn’t supposed to come but you were a guy short and you never really trusted him.

Sorry Lola but I happen to be going to 15th century feudal Japan tomorrow

You disgust me

What if we’re the ones in tank...
You’ve had enough bro.

Guy had a donut in his pocket

Brain: Look here I don’t make the rules buddy.
Me: Yeah you do
Brain: Oh shit

If that animal could speak I wouldn’t be surprised

Nice socks

I am watch musicals starring Hugh Jackman and only have a brief familiarity with other films starring Hugh Jackson, so Wolverine please explain.

Room Temperature he can bring any room that’s a few degrees too hot or too cold back to room temperature watch as he faces off with the hulk

Kranky Kong doesn’t work well with others

Tries not to cry
Lays down
Sobs uncontrollably for days on end

I like number seven

The way to a woman’s heart

Ooo La La

The great ramen heist is already going to be a movie

Whoop whoop whoop whoop

Receptionist: Is the a John Cena in the waiting room the doctor will see you now?
John Cena: I’m right here
Receptionist: I guess not