Ash

cakelover


Hit me up, why not?
I might be a nice guy
Or I might find you, kill you, and do terrible things to your hamster
- [email protected]

— Ash Report User
Where indeed?! 7 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
You can buy an L85A2 for $117?
Please get me one!
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Frat guys need to get on top of this right now. 10 comments
cakelover · 6 days ago
Nah, you mean the parties where they discussed their favourite supermarkets
wooshh 7 comments
cakelover · 6 days ago
Brings a new meaning to the "love tunnel"
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Terrible prophecy 4 comments
cakelover · 6 days ago
Nah, it's a test to determine if the AI is gay
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F35 vertical takeoff 4 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
They're not bad when they don't spontaneously combust
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When... 2 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
Yeah, it's called Forrest Whittaker-eye
Meese 2 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
Oh deer
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A word cloud of the majority of Confession Bears 2 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
You don't know me
When you get the job you're unqualified for 3 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
I always loved Steven Seagal
It generates a latte thrust 3 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
*Scottish accent*
I've been going over the calculations and what we're missing is thrust!
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Get your socks on, and your rocks off, sience says 9 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
That's what "sience" says huh?
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How teens wasted their times before the internet 3 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
I see nothing wrong here
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Super glue dried out inside 1 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
Glues out for Harambe
WHOOP WHOOP DATS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE 5 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
Nah, it's meant to be a London accent, or at least a generic Southern England accent
Think Captain Price from Call of Duty
AwWwwwWW 5 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
Can't wait to fack ya in the back of it
Boats 6 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
Irrelevant comment
WHOOP WHOOP DATS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE 5 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
We're not all from the South of England mate
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Doesn't make sense 11 comments
cakelover · 3 weeks ago
It's the penguin from The Wrong Trousers
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USB 2 comments
cakelover · 3 weeks ago
4th dimension confirmed
Like father like son 4 comments
cakelover · 3 weeks ago
Stop trying to be so humerus
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Also jack jacking 7 comments
cakelover · 3 weeks ago
Dash to her as quickly as I can, of course
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This happens too frequently 7 comments
cakelover · 3 weeks ago
@releasethekraken are you posting memes undercover?
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A son who predicted he would follow in his father's footsteps and become a police 4 comments
cakelover · 3 weeks ago
He became a police huh?
I want to become a police
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Pictures That'll Make You Feel Old 4 comments
cakelover · 3 weeks ago
This post is now 6 years old!
Futuristic looking Hong Kong 3 comments
cakelover · 3 weeks ago
Blade Runner 2049