Ash

cakelover


Why are you here? To see me proclaim my love for cake? Not saying it! Have a picture of a cake instead
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I'm a b*tch 4 comments
cakelover · 2 minutes ago
But how do you know?
I'm a b*tch 4 comments
cakelover · 4 minutes ago
Not a fighter
What does this look like 5 comments
cakelover · 4 minutes ago
Uh...yeah! That's what this is!
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What does this look like 5 comments
cakelover · 8 minutes ago
*waits for people to say "some guys really enjoy this too"*
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How to lose weight in 15 minutes 3 comments
cakelover · 31 minutes ago
This works for guys too
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I cut it even shorter (X_x) 2 comments
cakelover · 33 minutes ago
As always, very beautiful
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I find these tables fascinating 3 comments
cakelover · 37 minutes ago
Lol I'm straight, and going by your username I'm going to assume (yes I know, this is 2017 and I shouldn't be assuming anything but f*** that s***) that you are a guy.
I was simply seeing how many upvotes a chemistry pick-up line would get haha
Party out back 5 comments
cakelover · 52 minutes ago
I farm ecstasies
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"War is young men dying and old men talking." - FDR 1 comments
cakelover · 57 minutes ago
The feels hit me. Then a massive sense of respect for these strong women
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*cough* I'm single and sometimes cute 8 comments
cakelover · 1 hour ago
You stop that bro. You're good-looking, and the girls of Funsubstance love your big brown eyes
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I find these tables fascinating 3 comments
cakelover · 10 hours ago
Are you a chemist? Cos I'd do you periodically on my table
Is this cgi? 6 comments
cakelover · 11 hours ago
Looks 100% real to me
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I can't get sick if I've always been sick 4 comments
cakelover · 11 hours ago
Hey, I know this is a meme but if you're struggling and want to rant or simply chat drop me an email. I'm always here
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Guess I've never seen an owl's legs before 7 comments
cakelover · 11 hours ago
He looks outraged
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The justice system is flawed 61 comments
cakelover · 15 hours ago
Not really @jensensbooty cos I'm British. I live in England. I'd still take a trip to Paris just to see this rapist though.....
I do like croissants though
The Girl You Like... oh wait 7 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Lol well said *high five*
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The Girl You Like... oh wait 7 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
OI @sassypotter that's my line!
It's-a me, Yuki 41 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Lol I'm happy to be in a ship I 'spose
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The justice system is flawed 61 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
I thought so. He won't be able to walk after we've finished with him
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Disney Princess Daily: Cinderella 20 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Two things caught my eye, and they are not her ears
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WLTH 103: i should try to grab some berkeley riot memes 41 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Wow. Does the Tumblr retardation ever stop?
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The justice system is flawed 61 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Send the guy to Paris. Me and @yukihaki will have a "quiet word" with him
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Ironic, isn't it? 16 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Of course not, littering is still littering. But paper degrades within a few months when it's wet and exposed to bacteria, whereas plastic takes around 400 years, depending on what type of plastic it is
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He doesn't have to take it too seriously 44 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
A small computer tower and a desk phone. So, umm, I'll see you in hopsital with rectal tearing
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Finish him !! 3 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Fatality!
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