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Where do I find all the memes and why don't I have a life

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Bubbles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 4 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Michael Fassbender
*happy sigh*
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Those almonds look like a man 11 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
I'm going to bed
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Those almonds look like a man 11 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Prison
Time
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Those almonds look like a man 11 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Crack
Lines
Drugs
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Those almonds look like a man 11 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
I crack myself up sometimes
Nuts
Crack
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Those almonds look like a man 11 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
I don't half chat some wham
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Those almonds look like a man 11 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Shredded
Nuts
Shredded nuts
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Cheat codes? Mod? Godmode? 6 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
@title none of those: just lots of training, luck, and freaking bad-assery
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Βοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοbs 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
The ghost kind of looks like a penis
Or so I've been told, anyway
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Well, I Guess I'm Getting Outta Here 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
This is the best Disney gif I've seen
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After a storm in germany 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
In Germany, even the storms are ordered and logical
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When you already dead and she keeps talking 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Is that Matt Smith?
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The fatigue will at least help us sleep - body parts 44 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Wow
Um....
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The fatigue will at least help us sleep - body parts 44 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Btw the book is The Bourne Deception by Robert Ludlum
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Contradictions 9 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Yeah mate, it's the Evening Standard
Lefty pricks
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Witches 12 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
I don't know why this idea tends to "stick" around
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The fatigue will at least help us sleep - body parts 44 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
This breach of security had "personal disaster" written all over it
That's strangely fitting
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Later a police caught the 4 of them smoking 3 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
20 minutes later the CIA caught all 40,000 of them smoking pot
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Contradictions 9 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Can I just say as a Brit that this is a loud minority of fucking weirdos doing this
Not the sane majority
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Merged image of 30 people trying to draw the world by memory 16 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Isn't that the study of shapes and angles?
I fits I sits 6 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
I believe it's a bidet
Which is for washing your privates
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North Korea vs US 19 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Finally, a more realistic cartoon of NK vs USA
All the others seem to portray Trump as if he is as mad as Kim, which is ridiculous
Trump is a bit of an oddball, but Kim is a raving loony
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Savage movie dialogue 12 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
"And when everyone's super....no one will be!"
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Be a rapper 4 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Yo, listen up, shit's about to get real
*ahem*
When I'm at work and I'm on the toilet
I like to turn up the heat, to really boil it
So I drop a few bars while I'm defecating
And now all of my colleagues have begun the hating
Cos my words have got all them bitches ovulating
Things get so hot they start masturbating
So at my office I'm known as "Jay-Z"
Just because I drop a few bars in the WC
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Fun facts about Switzerland preparation for war 10 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
This is really interesting
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