captain_underbeard

captain_underbeard


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Spider loves blow 23 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
Did I say i have arachnophobia? I mean I read my comment like five time and ctrl+f that shit but still no use of the word arachnophobia. Anyway, There are many different people with different levels of fear, I know a guy that can work in disgusting jobs and environments but the moment he steps in dog shit (he's a terrible pet owner) he runs to the bathroom to puke.
"""""""never""""""" 4 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
How cool would it be to replace all the parts inside with top notch today parts. It be the equivalent of a trap street racer.
Spider loves blow 23 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
I understand if it's right next to you but c'mon, it's either for attention or complete exaggeration. Even I have a small fear of spiders and i pick them up, save them from certain death, or something else other than kill them (except the scawy once, those can burn in hells fire).
Spider loves blow 23 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
It's a gif of a spider. wtf is there to be scared of?
The dog expression speaks for itself 2 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
Well the wife has better control of the car sooo...
Pack of dogs surround lone biker 4 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
And on this day, God said "25 dogs vs. one biker, cast your votes in the comment section on who'll win, Also give suggestions on who will fight next. It might be 100 Trump supporters vs. 100 Obama supporters"
How to give your mother a heart attack 9 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
I'd imagine the mom after the whole ordeal went down.
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Anyone else like being tickled? 19 comments
captain_underbeard · 6 days ago
It puts me to sleep.
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Good old times 5 comments
captain_underbeard · 6 days ago
Ah yes, throwing sticks at random strangers then running like hell. Good ol' times indeed.
W H Y T H O 13 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Theoretically, yes
"Hey, can I copy that..." 6 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
It's on Crackle if you wanna watch it. I haven't.
Clever girl 13 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Prep em for later grades that involve homework/ teach them responsibility
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Gabe Newell is worth more than Donald Trump 9 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Every marketable item in every superstore will be discounted for ever
One of the best movies ever made 32 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
And always remember, never say beetlejuice three times or beetlejuice will come and find you and believe you and me, beetlejuice isnt ver
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Run the f*ck away 6 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
I don't know man, Freddie and that fucked up look saying how everyone should leave so he can eat the body.
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wrrr 3 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Pixar: IF FINGERS HAD FEELINGS
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Please spread the word for this poor pup 27 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
@liehnas I just see eye for an eye is all
Probably a must read 4 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Well their already dead considering the lights are on and the laptops open. Those zombies are converging on her as we type. She done goofed.
Gotta stay positive for the squad 5 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Nah, it's bozo the clowno
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Help me out here 2 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
It's just the Earth and another celestial body trying to mate. No worries.
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I love space 11 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Fucking Earth normies
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Yes 8 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Your very existence causes cancer. Not your as in you, Doctor.
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Lego Iowa class battleship 11 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
But does it float?
Realy realy small 13 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
You have an entire empty parking lot and you bitch about this. It'd be a problem if it was in the middle of day with a full lot.
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Imperial best system 2 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Opinions are like assholes, there's bound to be one on each site.
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