captain_underbeard

captain_underbeard


Wanna know how I got my name?

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Hippie 13 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
Two years later, she's not 16 anymore chiga chiga
Who remembers? 11 comments
captain_underbeard · 2 days ago
What game is this referencing?
Mila Kunis better run for her life 5 comments
captain_underbeard · 6 days ago
1777 now
I love my doggo 1 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Even truer with pictures of puppos too
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A New Kind of Bullying 14 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
I wanna be bullied
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Touch the hair 3 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Back when my hair was 2 1/2 ft. long, i'd condition it and women would ask to feel my hair young and old. I'd say of course cause secretly, I enjoyed it.
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A cringe post bc I'm dead inside 36 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
And the worst part is even if the men are innocent of rape, it's an accusation that'll hang over their heads for the rest of their life. Like accusing a guy of pedophilia all because he looks creepy.
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Funsubsters would be so happy 3 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
They can be very annoying, like that gnat that just wont leave you alone.
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Guess what time it is 8 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Once about six months ago, I was walking to my room with a cup of ramen noodles when a daddy long legs walks from behind like the mysterious spider and I end up jerking my arm flinging ramen everywhere. Not my proudest moment.
Do you understand this? 9 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
I hope it wasn't Spideroids cause that's illegal and he'll be banned from the arachnolypics
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The villain we all need 7 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
He's 90% stems though, not a very good hero
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Guess what time it is 8 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Well I found a_spider in my comments, hold still while I get some Raid
Currently i need it to describe how cold it is 35 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Or how about irrumabo which is Latin for fuck
Currently i need it to describe how cold it is 35 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
So below freezing?
Even spiders have style 6 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Don't worry, jumping spiders aren't as remotely dangerous as most other spiders. They would rather run away from you instead of biting, even if they did, it would do very little damage if any at all.
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The villain we all need 7 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Sounds like a new hero has arrived in gotham
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A mother with her beautiful children, so precious 29 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
nah yecharon, I tried to say the same but I googled it and it's a word that makes sense in this situation.
Respect The Truth 2 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
I'd give him twenty
I like dark, bitter chocolate. Like my heart. 8 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
I LOVE dark chocolate. I prefer it over anything else, also dark chocolate covered raisons.
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Who's that Pokémon? 9 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Mothra
Daily Dose #38 7 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Twas the downfall of almost all of my essays.
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She's the next Tony Hachmed 11 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Totally bodacious
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Run awayyyy 24 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
Idubbz also made a video about it completely destroying here arguments.
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I know, I am a bad person 6 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 week ago
But it is a possibility of happening or giving somebody the idea.
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