captain_underbeard

captain_underbeard


Wanna know how I got my name?

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ITS BEEN TEN FLUFFING YEARS 6 comments
captain_underbeard · 22 minutes ago
Holy fluffing clap, that's unweavable. Time just ties like nothing when you're not paying a tension to the good parts.
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Classy date 5 comments
captain_underbeard · 29 minutes ago
Can you sit on my face Guest from two years ago?
They have teeth, guys 3 comments
captain_underbeard · 31 minutes ago
Wow that's pretty cool, in regards to the geese,If they charge; I try to aim for their head or bill. Where I live, Geese are a very common occurrence and they usually arrive in mating season so you gotta learn to fight those little devil fuckers off.
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Mom's trolling 8 comments
captain_underbeard · 3 hours ago
Any healthier and we'd see a body slam
This f*cked up kid 3 comments
captain_underbeard · 4 hours ago
This would explain psychopathic killings and mass murders o_o
Shoalin vs Tai Chi - FIGHT! 4 comments
captain_underbeard · 4 hours ago
Does anyone have a link to the whole video, this looks amazing to watch.
May I take your order? 5 comments
captain_underbeard · 4 hours ago
I thought you needed your diploma just to even work there
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The Applebee's Rant 7 comments
captain_underbeard · 4 hours ago
When my mother and I go, we usually end up spending anywhere between 70-100 dollars just for two meals, one dessert we have to share, and two sticks. Shits outrageous.
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Seriously where are the souls coming from? 13 comments
captain_underbeard · 11 hours ago
And that's how vegans are made.
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Support small business 3 comments
captain_underbeard · 11 hours ago
Absolutely, there's an authentic Japanese family owned restaurant about 3 miles from me. One of the few remaining, I always buy from there.
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who let this happen 75: ....how 18 comments
captain_underbeard · 16 hours ago
Huehue, I shall take everybody's potatoes and corn and marshmallows. It'll be hell on Earth.
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who let this happen 75: ....how 18 comments
captain_underbeard · 16 hours ago
Can I be Famine?
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Anyone Else likes Final Fantasy? Not yet complete 14 comments
captain_underbeard · 16 hours ago
Yep, some of my favorites are The Total War series, rise of nation, and star wars: Empire at War and probably a couple others.
What cheap guy 4 comments
captain_underbeard · 19 hours ago
They should team up, find where he lives, and stick every bill he's ever ghosted on. Epic Karma
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How to get impotent in 2 seconds 18 comments
captain_underbeard · 19 hours ago
About six weeks, longer with surgery.
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I don't know what to say 81 comments
captain_underbeard · 21 hours ago
That's awesome, keeping a cool head can be the difference between mellow and panic attack. btw, greetings from the heartland of the u.s.a.
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Never forget: SJWs got plebcomics fired 26 comments
captain_underbeard · 21 hours ago
Yep, get rid of those horrible despicable goat fuckers, then we'll deal with the Islamist.
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I don't know what to say 81 comments
captain_underbeard · 22 hours ago
Worried? I'd be terrified if my mother drove by a shooting location.
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It won't be fun, but we need to switch to the metric system 30 comments
captain_underbeard · 23 hours ago
At least we have tater tots and corn dogs
It didn't go well 5 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
Which is why I could never trust a chick with a blowjob. All it takes is once.
LET US PRAY THIS IS TRUE! 43 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
God fucking damn it, he's still here.
I don't know what to say 81 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
Indeed, you never think it'd happen anywhere near you and that's when it's most terrifying.
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I must have her 1 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
She's a guacamopizza, a fine and rare beauty
Not Your Average Day Of Fishing 2 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
Write a fun comment...
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My fb has weird things... part 28 6 comments
captain_underbeard · 1 day ago
Yeah cut myself earlier, doesn't feel great
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