CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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What a time to be alive!!! 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 9 hours ago
Oh, yeah
Why did I think Korean???
Fuck
Got bored, made my own version of the meme with a free random copy paste image app 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 16 hours ago
That was what I was going for originally, but now that I've googled it, I see how much better this is
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The real tooth fairy 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 hours ago
@grimreaper
plz
just kill it
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Dats waisis 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 hours ago
@rosalinas
Again, when asians are involved, it is my job to summon you.
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What a time to be alive!!! 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 hours ago
Rosa, you're Korean, right?
That can last 3 days! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 hours ago
Look who's never getting a job again.
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Throw in sum fish food in there, maybe he/she/it will leave you alone 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 hours ago
No, it's nigga
Completely different meanings depending on how you say/type it
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NANI?! 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 hours ago
*continuous laughter*
No homo bro 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Lol, I remember posting this like 18 weeks ago
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A bad pun 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Eh, I've always preferred
'I WILL PISS ON YOUR CLIPBOARD'
This little guy is going to do great things for the world 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Looks more like Double Cola. I know this because I work in a cheap ass grocery store. Double Cola is the cheapest drink we have. It's like 85 cents.
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War 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Yeah, today we don't even finally sit down and talk at the end of the war.
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Ember mclain cosplay 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
So far, I've fucked everything alive. Time to move on to the next list.
Communism 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
/give @p diamond 64
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Apple likes removing organs too 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Lol you can't get much for a testicle. Maybe $25 and half a pb&j
When the teacher outsmarts the student 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Y'all do know that the teacher couldn't have done this, unless they had the original password to begin with, right? Security measures on these things prevent people from changing the password unless they have the original one.
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Staring at boobs 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Boobs are boobs.
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A harsh truth for some 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
What about Tall Morty?
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Anon has plans for when he dies 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Throw in a bunch of random bones with me. set it all up to look like extra limbs or some shit
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FUGGET ABOWT IT 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
*poofs out of some hipster's vape tube thing*
So you're a wise guy, eh? I'll show yah not to get wise with me!
Kinda cool 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Just get a tweed jacket with elbow patches
I'm 35 and I wanna do both 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Eh, last year I was dressed as Sans the Skeleton, and I handed out candy at my neighbor's, because supposedly, my cousin was gonna come and pick me up to go trick-or-treating, but she couldn't that year. After a bit, I just went home. Didn't actually go out and trick-or-treating, but I got to take some candy from my neighbor's, and my dad still had a bunch left at the end of the night.
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FUGGET ABOWT IT 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
*explodes into smoke, before gathering into a painting on the wall, and stepping back into reality*
Ayy, Paul, Tony, get out here, we gotta wise guy!
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