CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Tis but a scratch 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 minutes ago
Oh cool, can I keep this?
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Cartoonized portrait pt.7 (Ross) 29 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Yuki's new waifu
It was a good pill 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
I'm selling if you're buying. I still got some left.
~sincerely a broke dude with adhd
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Plz draw cuties 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Can...Can I touch your buns?
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Most guys will understand 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Most guys will understand
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Obesity awareness 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Even if the Earth's gravity is effecting something, it can have it's own pull still.
Obesity awareness 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
The larger something is, the larger it's gravitational pull.
Depression jokes can only be made online 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Really? Cause teachers have asked me how I was doing before, and I legit said 'Dead inside'
They laughed.
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Doggo doin a heckin’ good flirt 24 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Huh, where'd my penis go?
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Kitty needs his wine 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Ha karma
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Who knew breaking the 4th wall would be trippy? 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Looks like Gwenpool
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The whole isle went quiet 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
oH
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
I AM A MAN NOW
Virgin logic 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
*sound of seven guys screaming because the part you open to drink the soda has sharp edges*
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I’ll just leave this here 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Because its unfair, the crazy vagina hats aren't allowed to fly the planes and draw vaginas. So the armed forces can't do it because theres no retaliation to that one-up. Gotta at least give em a chance.
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Asking the important questions 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
'Planet that inhabits alien life form'
I'm not a grammar major, so tell me if I'm wrong, but due to the construction of that sentence, wouldn't it mean they found an alien, with a planet in it?
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In retrospect 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Plot twist: He already has the kid. This 'kid' is a 26 year old man who refuses to move out.
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The whole isle went quiet 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Yeah so? When I first started my cashier job, one of the workers there had a fairly fresh scar under her eye. I didn't bring it up, but someone else did ask. She got in a knife fight. All she said was 'This isn't bad compared to the other guy.' But here's the thing. She is one of the nicest, smartest people I've met. Unless you're just a dick who fucks around with people for no reason, she would be a great friend. She is literally the personification of the whole 'badass with a soft side' thing.
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Then there’s Greed helping him with his anorexia 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
If it's animated, I can guarantee that a live action version movie will be made that would be so much worse than if the show started as live action
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Body is a temple 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
And yet, there are people out there who want to explore it :D
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Jokes 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
That would be trade dress then, which protects the looks, packaging, and such, then.
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
oH GOD NO STOP THINKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN
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Wtf, was it Shrek?  6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Sheesh you weren't supposed to say it. Think of the children!