CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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captainjackharknes · 8 hours ago
No dogs allowed in the store.
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captainjackharknes · 14 hours ago
Prepare to have it obliterated.
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captainjackharknes · 14 hours ago
Ummm...
noooooooooo...
Since I know y'all love minion memes 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Don't care, I am a simple man. I see minions, I get
a n g e r y
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Since I know y'all love minion memes 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Actually, I hate everything about Minions. Like pure, unadulterated fury. They're used way to much, on way too many things that don't need minions. I used to think the movies were alright, but the overuse and constant stream of minion-ey bullshit has ruined all that might have otherwise been considered decent for me.
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Recoil 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
man look at that form
and aim
wow she's gotta be a good shot
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This Is The Coolest Looking Cat I've Ever Seen 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Khajiit stole nothing!
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30 years ago 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
You mean it isn't anymore?
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Please not mine 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
What anime is this?
Asking for a friend.
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Dragons 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Fire puppy?
More like Hot Dog.
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Plants even YOU can't kill! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
*standing a few feet away from lava*
ooh crispy
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It's Homestuck day y'all. 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
the centaur is not his dad, nor are they related genetically, if that helps.
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Did I stutter? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Oh my!
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Belongs in the DBZ universe 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Also it was indeed Yajirobe, and the cat who grew the sensu beans, underneath the lookout.
Belongs in the DBZ universe 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
I only know because of tfs
Belongs in the DBZ universe 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Yajirobe?
Sorry this has to be said 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Forgive me, for I have committed the greatest sin on the internets
I have propagated the spread of falsehoods
You deserve it 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Nah, myself is an asshole
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Sorry this has to be said 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Everyone dies
You cannot fully destroy something/the amount of matter remains the same in the universe
The water actually called 'Absolute'
And that on April 9th, 2018, at 6:25 in the morning, I was exhausted af, and already ready to end the day.
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Why are we not investigating this right now? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Not what I expected, but ok
I don't know what time it is for you all but I drew a thing when I was bored 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
#temptedtomakemyobligatoryflirtyandincharactercommentsaboutthat
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