CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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1000 likes! 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
I just graduated recently. I have more money than I have ever had in my life :D
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furry 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
I do have an issue with suits tho. Not for any legitimate reason either. Whenever I see clowns, or mascots, I just... get so angry. Still no idea why.
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Oh nose. 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Someone else died.
You played yourself 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Don't you mean masterpieces?
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furry 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Honestly, I'm like... in-between on fursuiters/furries.
I went through a phase once... I was an otter...
But like, I'm open to a lot of stuff anyway.
Seriously 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Don't have a light on behind you. It's gonna reflect off the screen, and make that shit even harder to see. Best to watch Supernatural, the horror-based show, in the dark. :D
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Dog discrimination 31 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
WE MUST ALL ALLY WITH PETFOOD CENTER
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Dog discrimination 31 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
DOWN WITH PETSMART
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I'm very supportive 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Girlscouts are evil...
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Sexting attempt #63124 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
'peen'
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Trees be flexing 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
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Can't read an an*logue clock 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
I learned how to read them a little late, but hey, I can... Just not instantly...
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Inflation in Zimbabwe 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
Y'all are focusing on the wrong thing here. They said dong. You gotta laugh.
So true for all 9 Gagers 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
Is that why I don't love myself?
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So true for all 9 Gagers 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
Kinda rude, but... honestly true. I do know a guy who apparently takes a shower maybe once a month. He's... a huge dickhead, who talks shit about stuff he doesn't understand. Honestly, I could start another text series on the shit he's said.
"You're dragging shit around your house" 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
In my house, in America, we can only wear shoes in rooms without carpet. So basically 3 rooms. Upstairs is off limits to shoes.
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Inflation in Zimbabwe 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
hehe
you said dong...
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No more excuses! 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
*sarcastic voice* "Oh, I'm Spiderman, just got back from some crime fighting."
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Political genius 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Yeah, but there's all these like political sides and apparently left wing is bad or something???
Makes perfect sense 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
I must buy it ALL
Political genius 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Honestly, I don't really understand politics, and I'm afraid to try to.
I'd like to see that 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Times you were oblivious to flirts: 96342
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I wanna go to hell via the speed lane 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
The joke<====
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Your head<====
Much thigh, such strength 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
I actually have definition in my calves now!!! :D
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I wanna go to hell via the speed lane 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
Imma ride my bike down it
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