CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Elon never gives up 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Someone's a little salty
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Elon never gives up 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Water you all talking about?
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Man spreading? Yeah... sure.. *cough cough* 24 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Well great so now every time I sit, I'm going to be aware of how my testicles are placed. A lot of the time the spread is sort of automatic...oh shit I'm doing it now, wow my balls sure are not in pain!
~this has been the mandatory comedy section of this very serious discussion
Man spreading? Yeah... sure.. *cough cough* 24 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Don't know bout y'all fellow dudes, but when I'm crossing my legs, I don't trap my nuts between em.
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Cool 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Where's my free sex toy?
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Getting in Trouble 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
She only altered it by a few blocks, and it meant everyone after me also wouldn't have to walk an extra block to get home. I mean yeah, it's just 1 block, but it was nice of her. Either she ended up getting a different bus & route, or someone snitched, and got her fired. I don't know if what she did was against any rules or anything though.
Getting in Trouble 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
There are bus drivers who don't deserve this shit, but there are also bus drivers who have to business having that job. I've had one who closed the doors on my friend, before she could get on, and drove off, leaving her there. Mind you, the buses all parked way behind the school, across a field, and the building itself only had one exit/entrance that actually lead directly to that sidewalk. And it was our freshman year. She was fired the next year, after enough of us complained to the school. We had this really nice driver, who, after seeing that my stop was a few blocks away from my house, actually changed the route...tbc
uhmmmm.. ._.* 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
...How? That's GOTTA be cutting of circulation.
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Khajiit has wares, if you have coin 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Khajiit has wares if you have the coin.
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This will go down as one of my favorite headlines ever 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
The point isn't whether people can hear the song or not, the point is that it is happening.
Staying healthy 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Yeah its in there
This will go down as one of my favorite headlines ever 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Not quite the point.
Nice and soft 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
im the floor
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"Wait, I know you..." *sits down for a full 3 course meal* 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
I honestly laughed like a donkey on drugs of some sort. You have well earned my upvote.
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Straight to the point 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Yeah but what percent of high schoolers end up in prison? Honestly, this comparison doesn't work too well, given the huge difference in numbers. The percentages work, but it seems more like its made to fool people into thinking that most highschool dropouts go to prison, when really all it's saying is that there are more of them in prison than others. without actual numbers, it's difficult to tell how many that actually is.
Weld art 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Bitch please, that's just Ebony metal from Skyrim.
Great. Now it’s hungry & on fire 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
they aren't really using those as it is
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She tried 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
I try.
She tried 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
Well, this situation might not apply to you then. But it might apply to other families, where the person isn't as reasonable as you.
And some animals are really yummy 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
@rosalinas
You're free!
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My phone would never go off 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
Do our internet personas count?
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Oh no 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
Actually there are these Tide Pod-esque things you use for dishwashers.
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She tried 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
Quick question, who pays for the wifi? And the electric bill?
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He's more than prepared. Haha! 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 7 weeks ago
How I stay immortal.
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Cutting edge theft protection 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 7 weeks ago
Good thing it's intent to protect their fucking property then
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