CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Four seasons on a Finnish island 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
Animal crossing
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Ha, gottim 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 7 weeks ago
It's above his waist so it doesn't even count.
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Omg they where roomies 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 7 weeks ago
We all would
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Frozen fog 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 9 weeks ago
Time to put my dick in there
The Shower Drain Has Eyes 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 9 weeks ago
Hermaeus Mora?
They call me Cakelover for a reason 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 11 weeks ago
I'm here stuck with a gag account i made to act in character, and yet here i am because it became known enough
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It's probably bedtime 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 15 weeks ago
Oh no I dropped my lit match
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Oh yee gods! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 weeks ago
*tire disappears, causing me to wreck*
Dammit Jesus, wrong wheel!
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Day 4 of Community Notes posting 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 18 weeks ago
Headcrabs
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Been awhile. Hey 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 19 weeks ago
The cleaner fell over dead, his body is just covered with trash.
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He might not be autistic but otherwise accurate 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 20 weeks ago
I mean, how else is he gonna continue to fund all the stuff he does?
Name it in two words 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 21 weeks ago
The horpledonger
Wholesome Substance 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 22 weeks ago
dum dum
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Bro didn't skip leg day 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 24 weeks ago
@happy_frog
Nice butt
If your username is "fish ***er" you got some explaining to do 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 25 weeks ago
Everyone else is in trouble ;)
They’re quite the same 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 25 weeks ago
I vaguely remember the Devil is a Part Timer
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Google “Florida Man and your birthday” What did he do on your BD? 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 25 weeks ago
Mine is the same as the post :/
Lurkers check 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 25 weeks ago
no
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stop 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 26 weeks ago
Lemme help
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An actual question 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 26 weeks ago
Mario
Not an ad, just concerned by the future of the open web 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 26 weeks ago
Lol idgaf brave adblock actually works. That's all that matters to me. Yes I know this is a bot and all that but still.
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Kitty :) 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 28 weeks ago 1
That’s my question 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 30 weeks ago
A blanket made of crown royal bags. As would be expected.