CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes

Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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FUGGET ABOWT IT 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*unzips body to reveal you, and then unzips that, to reveal me again*
Oh you're askin for it!
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FUGGET ABOWT IT 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*falls down the stairs again, on top of myself*
Ah shaddupp
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I'm 35 and I wanna do both 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Last year I just... I guess I lost the spirit of Halloween.
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Can't get more accurate than this 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Depending on WHO is wearing the 2017 one, I might not complain.
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FUGGET ABOWT IT 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*falls down some stairs*
Eyy, you better have my moneh!
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Kinda cool 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
That's because it's only genuine clothes, like stuff from literal brands, not custom made outfits that characters like The Doctor get.
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Kinda cool 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Yeah, just checked it out. The selection is shitty. Especially for Doctor Who and Supernatural. Honestly not really worth your time.
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Bananaception 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Banana for scale
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Didn't I watch this same pizza oven here 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
He looks like my PE teacher with a receding hairline.
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Too poor to be rich 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Probably real life anime
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No more protection 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
probably does some 3d shit
Her selfie game is strong 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
But...all Asians do the peace sign...
Her selfie game is strong 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
@rosalinas
since they're asians
are you in this picture?
So that's why 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
haha
hey @rosalinas
wanna go to Iceland with me? more expensive than just waiting till November, but I'm still gonna go with my shitty ongoing joke about how im hella thirsty for that asian booty xD
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I need to return my husband, he's defect. 38 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
So
Many
Things
Gone
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I need to return my husband, he's defect. 38 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Also, in the anime, if you pay attention, you can't stop the death of someone who's been written in the notebook.
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I need to return my husband, he's defect. 38 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Yeah, I saw the movie first, then the anime, and boy was i still pissed at the movie, which happened to ignore so many rules of the Death Note.
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Could you imagine the conversations though. 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Gay dragons are fucking assholes.
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Must be so uncomfortable. 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Hey, It's my job to make unwanted advances towards rosa!
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I need a bestie like this. 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Nah, me an my bestie would do this if we had stuff like that
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2 me irl 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
more like 'Really sharon? I'm stuck in a chair, and you're just gonna stand there, taking pictures?'
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Secret Service Photobombs photo at white house 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I'd rather see Corvo masks.
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Hurricane Irma as seen from the International Space Station 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I'm gonna fuck the Earth
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Like in the movies, America is always the first one to get hit 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
make multiple exit points to vent some of the pressure
Something I can stand with 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Nah, I think I'll steer clear of her.
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