CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Jokes 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Already said it m8. Bout an hour ago. I'm suing.
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Teach your kids to think 59 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
That doesn't happen, because evolution is extremely slow. It takes a couple hundred years before there are large noticable changes. But yes there is evidence of animals branching into different species. Which, of course, is also something that takes a long time, a few thousand years give-or-take.
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Uh no. I have no interest in sharing small, and seriously inane parts of my life. Why would anyone care about what someone else is eating from half the world away??? None of the current social media crap like that makes any sense to me. I only have Facebook to talk to family or people that are otherwise difficult to contact. I have FS cause memes. There are only about three other things I do on the internet. Tv/Movie stuff, finding images and textures for a bit of editing in paint.net (new hobby), and well... that one's probably best not said. But, the meaning is still there.
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
eh its a confusing interface, and i doubt ill ever use it again
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
If thats what it takes
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Jokes 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
1.Haduken
2.Gay sex
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I'm a simple man 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Can't blame me for trying
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
The fill in the blank one
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Fuck me and die
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Fuck me and the horse you rode in on
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I'm a simple man 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
If you want, I could judge your booty to make sure it's 100% perfect before you show it off to your boyfriend or whatever. Gotta make sure it's perfect, right?
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I'm a simple man 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Skintight pants with a box around your ass, with it that close to someone's face, is gonna be good enough for anyone.
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I'm a simple man 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
More like a dick in her box
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Fred 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
And I've never touched a desert before.
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Hahaha I can't stand that sound. 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Huh. Well, my dads Durango doesn't ring for other seats... It's what, 7 years old?
Hahaha I can't stand that sound. 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Since when does the ringer go off with seats other than the driver's?
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
yeah thatd be cause Facebook
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Welp I had to make an Instagram account, because I had no other idea on how to contact you :P
This Chinese farmer invented the original backup sensor 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I thought you liked em smooth tho
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Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
man i kinda wanna try and get you do one of me. not because i wanna join the trend, but because id use the most unflattering facial expression i physically could. and then, no matter what, if you draw it, it would seem like so insulting and mean xD
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Teach your kids to think 59 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
It isn't random changes. Evolution is literally a species changing, and adapting to their surroundings. They are not just randomly morphing into shit.
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This Chinese farmer invented the original backup sensor 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
After seeing this, I doubt you'll be satisfied with cat balls.
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Execute order 66 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Checked it out. The location is...
166 Hidden Lake Dr S, Creswell, NC 27928, USA
Latitude: 35.765458 Longitude: -76.506042
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Well you don't see this everyday! 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
"WHERE ARE YOU DEAN?!? DON'T WORRY, I'M ON MY WAY!"
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