CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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What part is pomeranian? 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Not yet
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Well, that's just a ridiculous request 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Can do.
Behold my magical powers of instantaneous ass-easing!
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Got the blues? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Oh what a catastrophe
Nokia 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Window's is technically correct though
Danger noodle gets sweater for Christmas 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Aren't they cold blooded?
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Why yes 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
We have to say it. We don't really have the time to ask what holiday you celebrate. Just accept the nice words, get yo shit, and leave.
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Alrighty then 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
"chocolate"
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Alrighty then 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Anyone wanna volunteer?
USAs future president 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
The store I work at doesn't have any of those promotions. We used to have paper bags, apparently.
Elon Musk Finishes World's Biggest Battery In Less Than 100 Days 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Mention fossil fuels and such cause autism. Trust me something will happen.
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That child will probably go down in history 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
No we won't, at least not with the first person born on Mars. Currently, any and all trips to Mars with humans, are no return trips. It will be a while before it gets to the point where planetary travel will be fast enough for a return trip to be worth doing. *continues to shit on your dreams*
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USAs future president 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Yeah, honestly, you're slightly inconveniencing the cashiers. We are used to a certain scan-bag-remove bag system. Bringing your own bag just makes it difficult.
Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I meant South, not North
I'd do "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" 47 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Microsoft startup
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If cyborg was an optimist 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
pretty sure he still does. but its like a factory
Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
crap
is there a korean on here?
Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
really? huh... what asian is she again?
That doesn't make sense 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Not public property. It is state owned, kind of like sidewalks, or parks. Because of this, it is the school's responsibility to make it a safe zone. They can get in big trouble if word gets out that they aren't.
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Finding someone weird as you 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
It's even better with the actual video. The sound is about the noise you would actually make.
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Lucky me 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Sorry, what was that middle one again?
Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
@rosalinas
dammit rosa, do yo damn job and have lots of sex!
Tis but a scratch 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Oh cool, can I keep this?
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Cartoonized portrait pt.7 (Ross) 30 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Yuki's new waifu