Captain Obvious

captainobvious


Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

— Captain Obvious Report User
All I want is pizza and high self esteem 6 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Hello
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Damn me in the past 26 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
An index finger.
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For those FunSubstance posts with feels 2 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Best keep calm poster ever! Haha
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Definitly rich 2 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Looks like you got what you requested for. :P
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True panic 10 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
That would be such an unfortunate shituation.
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Teenagers 39 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Well said jozz. Captain Obvious approves.
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The choice is yours 7 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Include bieber too.
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Morse code cheating 4 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
I was that teacher
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 44 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Omg it works!
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 44 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you
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Sleeping positions 8 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
When I was a fetus, I was in the fetus position.
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Shine bright like a 'gina 8 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Shine bright like a 'gina
Shine bright like a 'gina
Find life in the family tree
I choose to be horny
You and I, you and I
We’re like 'ginas in the sky
You’re shooting cum I see
A vision of family
When you hold me, I’m the wife
We’re like 'ginas in the sky
I knew that we’d come right away
Oh, right away
At first sight you took my breath away
I saw the life inside your thighs
So shine bright, tonight you and I
We’re beautiful like 'ginas in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like 'ginas in the sky
Shine bright like a 'gina
Shine bright like a 'gina
Shining bright like a 'gina
We’re beautiful like 'ginas in the sky
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What's your Batman name? 60 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
I got Captain Obvious. Strange...
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Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration 1 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Kid holding the water hose: Steve
Coast guard: Brian
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Wut 10 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
LOL! Hi. :)
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Simplify a Wikipedia article 7 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
By going to simple.wikipedia.org
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Oh moon moon.... 20 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Awww! Poor Moon Moon :(
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Moon Moon listens to Rock 9 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Hahaha! Moon Moon u so silly.
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Genius restaurant naming 4 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Well they did find him for a reason.
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Why Emergency rooms exist 4 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
You. anon moon moon. With that kind of username, you better be a funny person. :P
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Try fapping to this 10 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Alrighty... Enough of Internet for today.
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In a parallel universe 10 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
^ "I've said that to a guy" That guest was probably a guy.
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Laziness defined 5 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Thumbs up for you mgoveia.
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Wtf ending 19 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Dammit moon moon!
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Cannibalism at its finest 8 comments
captainobvious · 11 years ago
Looks like my job here is done.
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