Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

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Edward lizard-hands
When someone opens the door of the toilet stall while I'm taking a shit
Guess she didnt pay a single penny
Still a better bondage story
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Save the snails!
Dad no!
All these stories came out from the great mind of Stephen King
Classic schmosby
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