Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

— Captain Obvious Report User
Who's the best dog in the world?
Saw this at checkout
Real rocks have curves
When talking to a girl with exposed cleavage
27 years of hell
Never watch things your friends suggest you will like
Ballet is Metal
Edward lizard-hands
When someone opens the door of the toilet stall while I'm taking a shit