Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

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The first cat joke I laughed at
I'm that friend
How decaf coffee is made
"It's fashion - you wouldn't understand." ... From today's
This is posted at my new internship
10/10 headline
After twelve years of marriage, all the magic is gone
Same attitude about their jobs
Oh, heil no
Employee of the month