Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

— Captain Obvious Report User
They're Just Everywhere
I do I do I do
When I put in my 2 weeks notice
That's the weirdest circus trick
Who wants to go on a road trip?
Let's learn some language
How I imagine a company receives my resume
Someone brought their kid to the store
Meanwhile in Germany