Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.
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Locked out and no one's home

Real rocks have curves

Real rocks have curves

When talking to a girl with exposed cleavage GIF

When talking to a girl with exposed cleavage

27 years of hell

27 years of hell

Never watch things your friends suggest you will like

Never watch things your friends suggest you will like

Ballet is Metal

Ballet is Metal

Edward lizard-hands

Edward lizard-hands

When someone opens the door of the toilet stall while I'm taking a shit GIF

When someone opens the door of the toilet stall while I'm taking a shit

Guess she didnt pay a single penny

Guess she didnt pay a single penny

Still a better bondage story

Still a better bondage story