Is the one on the right trying to tell us that eating food is bad?

Andross?

I thought it was a thing at the time where small ones were considered attractive, because it was more boy-ish? Has anyone else read that?
Im completely serious btw.

Death by Snu Snu!

Well now i have...

Do it

Quick guys, we have to get the infinity stones into the van thats somehow still intact!
And we have to do it right now, mid-battle, instead of getting them as far away from Thanos and his army as possible!

Ew

There was a whole thing in formula 1 for a while where they were doing shoeys on the podium...
It was gross as hell, and they would do it using the shoes they wore for the race.
I definitely remember seeing Patrick Stewart (yes, that one) drink champaign out of Daniel Riccardo's sweaty racing shoe...

Thats the same look all of my kids gave me when they were still breastfeeding...
"Step off, bitch. This is mine now."

An inverse gift of the magi?

What's a dacade?

Man...
I didn't get any of that for mine...
I had to drive myself to/from, got to sit at home for an hour, then had to pick up all 3 kids from daycare

I refuse to buy a car that isn't manual...
I would have bought a Kia stinger, except it's automatic only