caqrl

caqrl


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Cringe: Who wants to help me find and murder this person 26 comments
caqrl · 1 day ago
I'm more concerned that 42 people liked the Facebook post
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Actual photo of me 2 comments
caqrl · 2 days ago
Well I live near Minneapolis and I have no hair. The only difference is I live off a steady diet of bitter hatred.
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Doggo does a smart 12 comments
caqrl · 5 days ago
Who tf is Andrea
Cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka 6 comments
caqrl · 1 week ago
My home state Minnesota is the birthplace of all great inventions, like waterskiing, snow, and suffering.
There is never an excuse 7 comments
caqrl · 1 week ago
Oh my gosh why isn't any of it in bags
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Can't touch me 15 comments
caqrl · 2 weeks ago
Bitch step back, I'm in college and I got the highest grade in the class at a D+ because nobody else turned anything in.
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The only starter pack I can get behind 18 comments
caqrl · 2 weeks ago
Your cum cousin? Your sex spouse? Your thigh master? Your titty titillating teammate?
Oooh, straight thicc 7 comments
caqrl · 2 weeks ago
He's got them Krab Cakes
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This is why guys have trust issues 9 comments
caqrl · 3 weeks ago
Same with that glitter girls use to contour their face. On Instagram you look sparkly and glowing but in real life it looks like the Joker gave a blowjob to a fairy.
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This is why guys have trust issues 9 comments
caqrl · 3 weeks ago
The boob makeup like this is just like foundation and contouring, in photos and on the internet it looks great and gorgeous, but it makes you look like a cheesy Dorito in real life.
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Speed matchers enjoy making us all late 18 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
Its the little things in life that matter.
Speed matchers enjoy making us all late 18 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
And then I ask if they want to donate to a charity while theyre here and guilt trip look them when they say no, and I enjoy it immensely.
Speed matchers enjoy making us all late 18 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
Jokes on you I work in Customer Service and purposefully move very slow when doing things to piss people off, and I make sure to mess up a lot
Speed matchers enjoy making us all late 18 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
I also do this when walking in the city. Takeing my license won't stop me.
Speed matchers enjoy making us all late 18 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
When I'm driving I purposely drive directly next to the car in the next lane so no one can pass because I'm bitter and aim to spread despair wherever I go
The world made of ice 14 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
But then why are the people in the photos Asian?
The world made of ice 14 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
China
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I never understood the hype of traveling 11 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
Well if you count online encounters as meeting someone congrats now you have
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I never understood the hype of traveling 11 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
Supposedly everyone likes traveling, but in all honesty I don't
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The crossover we need 9 comments
caqrl · 4 weeks ago
Madame blueberry straight up thicc
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Perfect pickup line 2 comments
caqrl · 5 weeks ago
At least I'm impressed when an English test is hard
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So cute 5 comments
caqrl · 5 weeks ago
#deport
Bad news 10 comments
caqrl · 6 weeks ago
Oh. I thought you were setting up a joke. I have never been more disappointed.
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