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Well-off chivalrous Kingfisher 4 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Mother's little helper.
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Intergalactic man holes 8 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Just to clarify, it wasn't a traditional manhole cover. It was a 4 inch thick, 1000 lb cap that was welded shut to cover the access tunnel of the 400 foot deep shaft dug for the underground nuclear bomb test.
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Fouomp 2 comments
Al Bundy reading same newspaper 7 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
If anyone's interested, you can find out more about this prop by searching for, The Story of the Newspaper Prop Used in Different Movies for Over 50 Years.
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Allergic to olives 6 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
After my Dad passed, I hardly ate for about 4 days. My first real meal was also a pizza, though with slightly less cheese.
The Cat in the Gap Trying Not To Go Splat 3 comments
What’s the Story, Wishbone 4 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
It was a great way to get kids interested in the classics. Wishbone was primarily played by Soccer, but there were four other dogs involved. He had Slugger and Shiner as stunt doubles, with Phoebe doing the swimming scenes and Bear doing public photos.
The Ground You're Standing On Might Not Be Worth Defending [Mike Rowe on Cancel Culture] 32 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
A well crafted and absolutely reasonable response from the side that ripped Pete Davidson a new asshole for daring to make a throwaway joke about Dan Crenshaw's missing eye, but has said nothing about Tucker Carlson characterizing Purple Heart awarded, double amputee, Afghan combat vet, Senator Tammy Duckworth, as a coward and hater of America. Guess there's idiots and hypocrites on both sides.
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fire 6 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Have an unmarked black helicopter theatrically land in front of my workplace and disgorge an armed security team. Then have two government looking agents brace my boss as to where I am and upon finding me, they whisper in my ear, I acknowledge and the 3 of us, me leading, run to the helicopter and take off. I never return and they never stop WTFing.
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Jupiter's Moon Io 2 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
It's all a matter of relative size, hence the interest in working out and manscaping.
Equable grandiose metallic Seahorse 3 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Don't know if these haven't gone the way of lawn darts, but a wood burning kit was a surefire(see what I did there?) way to piss off some parents. Kids just love to experiment, lol. Crafts kits involving paint or glitter are another viable method of subtle attack.
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Cheaper than a dental appointment 4 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
"But Grandpa, you don't have any teeth."
"Shut your mouth and pass the drops or you won't have any either!"
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"Shut your mouth and pass the drops or you won't have any either!"
Puta you going to catch these hands 9 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Now is an excellent time to cleanly cut off the bitten halves and profusely thank him for sharing.
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Words of Wisdom 2 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Cut to rapists frantically looking up the rules regarding legal precedent.
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Truthful starlight meaningful Chicken 3 comments
Stop-drop-and -DONT ****ING MOVE 2 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
George Carlin, "In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!"
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Absurd gaudy Albatross 1 comments
I crochet my son full body costumes, he picked Skeletor@! (Freehand/no pattern) 3 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
I would like to know if she does adult sized versions...for reasons.
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Too much truth behind this 6 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Back in the days before ATMs and debit cards, a biweekly paycheck meant you filled your wallet with enough cash to last those two weeks. Funny how that never worked out.
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Wakeful abiding same Jay 8 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Witches keeping up with the times. I hear they throw one in with every instacauldron purchase.
Thanks, lowes! 7 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
Another scam. What they fail to tell you is that there's sawing involved, a lot of sawing.
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Peaked at age 12 10 comments
carbontech
· 5 years ago
I think the accomplishment is not the actual reading. I think the accomplishment is the foregoing of all the myriad distractions that are competing for your leisure hours. I became a voracious reader in my teens. I'd read on public transit, while waiting for appointments and in lines, before bed, on rainy days and while waiting for the few good shows 3 channels offered and during the commercials. Later on, I'd also read during breaks and meals at work. I read a lot and it was an easy choice.
Flash forward a few decades and VHS/DVDs, electronic gaming, channel shifting, HBO and its ilk, the Internet, PVRs, online gaming, smart phones, streaming and all the social media flavours, are all brand new competitors for your finite leisure time. I still read a lot but it's mostly short articles and posts. Now my books are mostly read in short increments while waiting to pick my wife up at the subway. So hats off to those of you can manage your time better than me.
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Flash forward a few decades and VHS/DVDs, electronic gaming, channel shifting, HBO and its ilk, the Internet, PVRs, online gaming, smart phones, streaming and all the social media flavours, are all brand new competitors for your finite leisure time. I still read a lot but it's mostly short articles and posts. Now my books are mostly read in short increments while waiting to pick my wife up at the subway. So hats off to those of you can manage your time better than me.