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Maybe persuade a human to type for you by flying into their ear and cuddling up to their brain?

That sounds really bad for your health, friend. We should start a gofundme page or something so you can get a tablet, at least.

Lol have you seen South Africa? We have broken beer bottles cemented into the tops of our walls.

I see you've learnt how to use the mouse.

I CAME DAMMIT

SKATEY-PUNCHY

I used to tutor undergraduate classes, same man. I feel you.

Sorry to hear that man. My mom also acted similarly, and I don't think I've ever heard an apology from her for anything unless it was a sarcastic apology. She's also really nice but you gotta be careful as she flips between moods really fast.

Oh and "yes-no" (ja-nee) which means you are agreeing with what they say. And "now" is like in 15 min to half an hour, whilst "now-now" (nou-nou pronounced núnou) means in a while (an hour to three hours) and "just-now" (net-nou) means three hours to probably never.

In South Africa, Afrikaans we call a turtle a skilpad (peel road) but it probably originated from Swedish or a similar word to that (as it's probably a reduced word (drop the "-d-" and the "-da")).
We call an ibis a Hadida based on the sound they make (ha-dee-daa), isn't that amazing?

I think slapping is too mediocre and would honestly love kicking the child that rips up my plants to a pulp.

It's actually nice when your parents are nice to you and bring you a treat they put love into (cutting up the fruit).

Every minute, every second

Yay :)

We have Mal Piet - wine in a juicebox with a straw https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/V6rcPe5I0nJLVWISBOpuVVb1VEPm8hRrWc-T2BGFYL-UzzKSQ-BTxHxcS6x_okSQAeT2-DHglUtz96rDHkLOUXIOXQH6FZiOowu_i-x4RIcIkRH6OO6yUenIMAypL3Cu=w384-h384-nc

How's the fanfic coming?

Three eyelash guy is made for three eyelash girl (or dino whatever), four for four, and six for six

This comment is under-appreciated.

The hips don't lie