Then there are the people who feel absolutely no compunction about going up to a pregnant woman and touching her belly. Seriously, no joke, just walk right up our of the blue and start rubbing.

That was a blanket statement, and I can see how it came off more sarcastic than I intented. You would not believe how many people feel totally entitled to come up to a total stranger in public and rell them how they are failing as a parent.

Well good for you, but don't tell parents how to raise their kids, especially if you don't actually have any yourself yet.

Mine start mostly at 3 but I remember being in a 4 wheeler accident when I was 2.

I had meant to add the link in thr source but I guess it didn't go through. Heres a sampling of the quotes.
https://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/25-best-quotes-from-the-scots-translation-of-harry-potter-1-4630548

Same here,

Put that baby spell on me

Thunder and lightning (I always want to add "so frightening" here, but I know thats wrong)

Unfortunately it is most likely a pet, which is highly unsafe.

How do you prove its not. When faced with competeing possiblities, you go with the most reasonable. It is far more reasonable that this is augmented.

My phones brightness was way down so I couldn't tell. Thanks

Slime and snails

She herself said there is technology and makeup involved. https://www.snopes.com/iranian-woman-angelina-jolie-plastic-surgery/

She wasn't the best teacher. Let me put it this way, she opened the college Writing class with "every sentence must begin with a capital letter and end with a punctuation mark." And she wasn't joking, it was as if she felt it was something we might need to go back over.

I think it's impossible not to sing the song

Bite your tongue.