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She's right, you know 25 comments
chakun · 8 hours ago
Gee Leslie, way to make the students that aren't having sex feel left out.
Fighting for your rights 13 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
It's crooked as fuck and I just don't appreciate it very much.
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You're suppose to play the game, not the heart 5 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
That's just rude.
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Disney daca 43 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
Oh, and if you have a child who is a naturally born citizen, "anchor baby" you can apply for fast tracked citizenship.
Fighting for your rights 13 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
Honestly, imo the fact that anyone is spending ANY money for that reason is enough to get me worked up.
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Disney daca 43 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
Maybe with, like, a thirty day grace period so people have time to get registered. Also, the deportable offences, and time to stay clean are negotiable..
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Disney daca 43 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
For the record, most dreamers are,like, in their twenties by now. Also, with my plan, you're still illegal if you come in after the reset date.
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Fighting for your rights 13 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
While you aren't wrong, famousone, the fact that this is a thing is incredibly fucked up.
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Too good to be true 3 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
Uh, I'll take twelve
Disney daca 43 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
I'm also not being snarky or anything, I'm legitimately trying to think of a compromise.
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Disney daca 43 comments
chakun · 12 hours ago
Okay so, what if we reset immigration, right? Anyone who comes in after today is not legal, and anyone who is currently here and is illegal can apply for some kind of temporary "citizenship" if they pass an extensive background check or something like that. Now, once they get that temp "citizenship" they must register where they are working and living with immigration, and if they get so much as a parking ticket in a certain number of years, they're out. How does that sound?
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Disney daca 43 comments
chakun · 17 hours ago
It's more like Disney said you could stay for a certain amount of time, but then you have to leave, and then when the time comes, you bitch moan and complain, and then call them Nazis for making you leave.
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Disney daca 43 comments
chakun · 17 hours ago
It's your parent's fault.
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Natural selection at its finest 40 comments
chakun · 2 days ago
The UK did its part, for sure.
Better than nothing. 25 comments
chakun · 2 days ago
You forgot a key word, there.
Gamer 4 comments
chakun · 2 days ago
Filthy casuals.
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I hate you all equally 8 comments
chakun · 2 days ago
Fullmetal Jacket, one of the best war movies of all time.
earth chan is not flat :< 16 comments
chakun · 2 days ago
Not like I'm going to, we don't
Me too :'( 4 comments
chakun · 2 days ago
Yo, if the spirit/witch would just reveal themselves, I'm down to clown.
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earth chan is not flat :< 16 comments
chakun · 3 days ago
Time to fuck a planet.
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Is it? 22 comments
chakun · 3 days ago
Even if telepathic rape were a real thing, you could literally never prove that the "rapist" was thinking of his victim when he was jacking off.
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Resist contemptible people 38 comments
chakun · 4 days ago
Her first mistake was thinking that she had rights as a woman in Pakistan.
This is a real comic. 6 comments
chakun · 4 days ago
Doesn't the real black Hitler hate Jews just as much as whites?
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true story 23 comments
chakun · 4 days ago
I don't get it.
Cool new profile pic 9 comments
chakun · 4 days ago
Yes, haven't you been paying attention?
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