Mmm, I just love that new crane smell.

Looks like a young Ozzy Osbourne

Of course he wears his belt that high, he's 80 years old.

So give the guns to the barbers?

"Why hast thou forsaken me?"

Was the man the owner, though? Could have been an elderly relative who died and the man didn't want an old, possibly sick, dog. It sucks but so does life sometimes.

.001% of the time, it works every time.

*palette

So a Schwarzen' egger would be on a black bun?

I wonder if they squeak like a balloon when they're wet.

Well, they've got the experience, anyway. Employers love that shit.

The guns are to keep things polite.

Yeah, that Beatle music was really popular.

Looks like an atomic blast shadow.

It's an emergency self-isolation booth.

Could've just used the poop emoji.

I'm not worried; Spring is coming and the trees will be full of nice soft leaves.

Is it the head up vs head down thing?

Kal-El Cav-ill

I thought people didn't tuck their shirts in anymore.

It's that defiance of authority that's the problem.

Shit got real

"Wtf happened to me??"