Try steaming your face dude, put boiling water into a bowl and put your face over it then put a towel over your head and let your nose drain. Try not to blow your nose too much either cause that puts pressure on the sinuses and sleep upright with pillows behind your back

Its like 10 pm my dad will pissed if im up boilin water n shit

Hm, massage the sides of your nose and under your eyes then but steaming it would be the best. Dang, can you do it quietly?

Sounds like your night is pretty
"Backed up" huh?

Folk,i will stab you

Hehehe
You're too busy trying to find a tissue

I've already mentioned blowing my nose doesn't help.
Then again you could always try blowing me. ;)

Nah bro
I'm heterosexual asf

Spaghetti is straight too. Until it gets hot and wet.

Yeah see
Guys can't make me either of those
only girls for this guy
Besides I'm no noodle

Don't knock it till you try it XD

I'm not trying dick man
I just won't
Thanks for the offer tho

What if...the dick tries you?

Steam helps, heat helps. Also, my mum did this thing where she put vaporub on the soles of my feet and that worked great!

Uh nah bro
Talk to @cakelover bout that
He seems down for anything
He's cool that way

U wot now?

I'd rather not try penis thanks. I'm heterosexual. But I appreciate the banter :)

Eat Altoids. Trust me. It's hella cheap and it'll clear up your nose. It's not a permenant solution, but as long as you keep eating them, you'll be able to breathe

Is your nose also drippy? You might be pregnant.