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yukihaki · 4 days ago
I am Gandalf, and I make a firework explode inside your pants
releasethekraken · 4 days ago
I'll make you erupt like Mount Doom
kouyaaotsuki · 4 days ago
Why not take it one step further and make it like hiroshima
yukihaki · 4 days ago
Maybe you are no man, but like Sauron, I'm weak for you
releasethekraken · 4 days ago
You light up my life like the light of Earendil
yukihaki · 4 days ago
Like the beacons for Gondor, you are all the lights and help I need in my life
releasethekraken · 3 days ago
You're more precious than the Silmarils
yukihaki · 3 days ago
Finding you is far better than finding the lost city of Atlantis
adorkable · 3 days ago
I'm freezing, I could use some bodily warmth
releasethekraken · 3 days ago
Are your hands cold? You can stick them down my pants to warm them up
yukihaki · 3 days ago
I'm afraid there's not enough room in my pants anymore, could you take them off for me ?
releasethekraken · 3 days ago
If I take off all of your clothes, I can show you a fun way to burn calories
yukihaki · 3 days ago
I'd love to get all sweaty with you
cakelover · 3 days ago
I'll bring the yoga pants
releasethekraken · 3 days ago
Don't, we won't be needing them
cakelover · 3 days ago
In that case I'll bring the king size mattress
releasethekraken · 3 days ago
Haha it's a good thing you know about mattress sizes now
I hope the springs are strong enough
yukihaki · 3 days ago
I have a king size bed, would you want to all sleep in it ?
cakelover · 3 days ago
There may not be enough room for us three. Kraken, I think you'll have to sleep on top of me
releasethekraken · 3 days ago
Sure thing! And if you get cold, some friction will heat things up