Forgive me carne but, Flirt with the person above you!
by deleted · 1037 comments 6 years ago
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releasethekraken · 6 years ago
You light up my life like the light of Earendil
deleted · 6 years ago
Like the beacons for Gondor, you are all the lights and help I need in my life
releasethekraken · 6 years ago
You're more precious than the Silmarils
deleted · 6 years ago
Finding you is far better than finding the lost city of Atlantis
adorkable · 6 years ago
I'm freezing, I could use some bodily warmth
releasethekraken · 6 years ago
Are your hands cold? You can stick them down my pants to warm them up
deleted · 6 years ago
I'm afraid there's not enough room in my pants anymore, could you take them off for me ?
releasethekraken · 6 years ago
If I take off all of your clothes, I can show you a fun way to burn calories
deleted · 6 years ago
I'd love to get all sweaty with you
cakelover · 6 years ago
I'll bring the yoga pants
releasethekraken · 6 years ago
Don't, we won't be needing them
cakelover · 6 years ago
In that case I'll bring the king size mattress
releasethekraken · 6 years ago
Haha it's a good thing you know about mattress sizes now
I hope the springs are strong enough
deleted · 6 years ago
I have a king size bed, would you want to all sleep in it ?
cakelover · 6 years ago
There may not be enough room for us three. Kraken, I think you'll have to sleep on top of me
releasethekraken · 6 years ago
Sure thing! And if you get cold, some friction will heat things up
deleted · 6 years ago
Bringin this chat, back from dead.
deleted · 6 years ago
I like my women just like my food.
Hot and delicious.
releasethekraken · 6 years ago
Are you feeling down? Cause I can feel you up
deleted · 6 years ago
Do you like Suits? 'Cause I am gonna Litt you up.