How murder the person above you?
by rydler · 72 comments 6 years ago
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deleted · 6 years ago
I will give a stalk you until you get mad.
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I will pour gasoline over you before you sleep and cook you alive
deleted · 6 years ago
Where are we Tom and Jerry? At least buy me a dinner first!
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
You'll be the dinner, darling
mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago
I'd steal your identity and then your life.
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I'll rip you apart cell by cell
parisqeen · 6 years ago
I'd hit you gently and repeatedly with a spoon 24/7 until you give up or bruise to the point where you bleed to death.
@natethegreat awww, that's actually really sweet. I'd love to die to My Happiness by powderfinger with money in my mouth that'd be awesome
rydler · 6 years ago
I would build you a steady and stable house. The walls are filled with gunpowder. You don't know it. One day. Something will happen. The heater gets just a little too warm, your favorite candle sits a little too close. Boom. Gone. No house. No insurance payout. Nothing. You will be stranded in a failing economy.
That or send you to college and leave you to deal with debt and student loans whilst stranded in a failing economy and struggling to get a job you don't have 20 years of experience to be hired for.
That might work too.
parisqeen · 6 years ago
Wouldn't I die from the explosion?
rydler · 6 years ago
If you are home at the time, yes. If not, backup plan.
parisqeen · 6 years ago
I will almost 100% be at home
rydler · 6 years ago
I figured. But now your family is in debt or whatever.
parisqeen · 6 years ago
No they'll be the house too
rydler · 6 years ago
Shopping. School. Work. Depositing a cheque.
parisqeen · 6 years ago
No they'll be home, I'll be sure of it
rydler · 6 years ago
Okay. You die in immense pain as the gunpowder ignited and burns you in many places, as well as shrapnel from the walls and supports digs into your flesh and organs.
tarotnathers13th · 6 years ago
Sharp slender spike from behind to pop your heart between the third and fourth ribs. Quick, fluid, and deadly. Easily concealable and definitely killing from what you assume to be a passerby next to you.
pitty · 6 years ago
choke him out in front of a group of kindergarteners and say "he's just sleeping, it's naptime"
tarotnathers13th · 6 years ago
Noice.
i_ · 6 years ago
aloha snackbar fellow