The Plan.
by sir_spiderman · 37 comments 6 years ago
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rydler · 6 years ago
Break a leg! ( NOT HERS OR YOURS
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I suppose. If I break her leg then she wouldn't be able to run.
rydler · 6 years ago
Hmmm. But then any chance of her having feelings toward you all turn to negative.
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Not if she doesn't know I did it. I could get someone else to. Her broken leg will stop/limit her from being in most of the thing she enjoys. That might cause a depression that I could take advantage of to make her trust me absolutely until her entire mental state is putty in my hands. But the optimistic shit will probably take it in stride as an "act of god".
rydler · 6 years ago
truuue
adorkable · 6 years ago
Dang, I hope you’re joking about that
rydler · 6 years ago
Kidnap and torture the optimistic one. Break his mind. Shatter his mental state. Leave him to be picked up and dropped at the nearest asylum. Ask him a vegetable.
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
...I have considered a similar course of action adorkable, however, I decided against it. I'd like to practice with someone who is already broken before breaking others for my use. Also I'm a bigger fan on mental damage only. It's much harder to prove that the damage was intentional.
Anyways, she already knew, so I got no reaction. I haven't actually said it myself yet though. I plan to do so tonight after or before church.
deleted · 6 years ago
I thought you already did it
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I haven't actually said I have a crush on her - Just talking about her suspicions of them in between classes via text.
rydler · 6 years ago
Do it!!
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
...Do what?
rydler · 6 years ago
Yes.
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
She said she wasn't interested in me like that. She already knew, so there was no telling her. I actually don't even think I had a crush on her. I think it was just me wanting affection due to my general loneliness and a part of me seeing her as a possibility to gain some attention. I'm already over her surprisingly.

Now to my next target: To talk to some girl named Riley. She is the one who dyes her hair a lot. She is like me in that she doesn't seem to like talking to unfamiliar people much. I talked to her a few times before and she kinda hid behind a post as soon as I began to turn away. She also used to glance at me and smile a few weeks back, but I'm not sure if she was glancing at me or not. Or maybe not as I asked her why she was doing that and she just shrugged. She seems interesting. I'm not interested in her romantically atm, but she could be interesting to talk to. Now I gotta get a plan to get her to start talking.
dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago
Not to sound like a dickhead but I like the way you said you gotta get a plan to talk to someone, it sounds like you're a detective trying to solve a murder case.
But in all seriousness, I know how you feel, and I hope things go well for you in the end
rydler · 6 years ago
Didn't you think I was Riley??
rydler · 6 years ago
Go for her!
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Yea, I wondered if you were her. The name is kinda similar and she looks like the type to use FS.
rydler · 6 years ago
That would've been interesting, but I am not she.
rydler · 6 years ago
Good luck with her! If she is at all like me, you've got a good chance.