Random Thoughts
by juicy · 11 comments 6 years ago
juicy · 6 years ago
So, if cotton candy comes in multiple flavors, then how is there a ‘cotton candy’ flavor?
juicy · 6 years ago
If Cinderella’s shoe is her size, why did it fall off?
juicy · 6 years ago
If you work on a farm and take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
juicy · 6 years ago
My faith in humanity is so low that I look both ways before I cross a one way street.
juicy · 6 years ago
The last ten tissues in the box should be a different color so you know to buy a new box.
juicy · 6 years ago
Every mirror is sold used.
juicy · 6 years ago
Beds are just wireless chargers for humans.
rydler · 6 years ago
Lolipops are just flavored spit.
juicy · 6 years ago
Do dogs ever wonder why we don’t lick them back?
juicy · 6 years ago
Shirts are crazy. Your body goes in one hole and comes out three.
juicy · 6 years ago
Being ugly is basically playing life in hard mode.