Comment your best pick up line or pun.
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wickpop · 19 comments
5 years ago
cooltrousercat
· 5 years ago
You’re mom giey
jambalaya
· 5 years ago
ur dad lesbian
thatguyyouknow
· 5 years ago
Me: Hey you dropped something
Her: what?
Me: your standards, hi I'm Adam nice to meet you
Her: what?
Me: your standards, hi I'm Adam nice to meet you
sheeby78
· 5 years ago
Are you a red stone torch because you extend my piston
timebender25
· 5 years ago
"Hey are you from California?"
"Isn't it Tennessee, Ten-I-see?"
"No, this one's orange-inal."
"Isn't it Tennessee, Ten-I-see?"
"No, this one's orange-inal."
fell_equinox
· 5 years ago
Are you a leg because I want you in my pants
kouyaaotsuki
· 5 years ago
Your sister a mister
cooltrousercat
· 5 years ago
Your granny a tranny
dr_richard_ew
· 5 years ago
Your family tree lgbt
tarotnathers13th
· 5 years ago
What do you get when you cross guns and Japanese wives? Raifus.
cakelover
· 5 years ago
Ay girl can you be my homework?
I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
friendlyjaxon03
· 5 years ago
There's 20 letters i. The alphabet right?
No there's 26
Oh sorry I forgot u r a q t
That's only 25
You'll get the D later
No there's 26
Oh sorry I forgot u r a q t
That's only 25
You'll get the D later
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Do you like bad boys? Because, I'm pretty much bad at everything.
sheeby78
· 5 years ago
Get in the van
deleted
· 5 years ago
Damm baby you’re so hot you could fart in my mouth and I would hold it in like a bong hit
kittykatsuma03
· 5 years ago
@sheeby78 WHAT
sheeby78
· 5 years ago
I said GET IN THE VAN, the white one next to the abandoned building.
jay2327
· 5 years ago
I like whiteboards, they're remarkable