ajhedges · 5 years ago
Say “ayo female over there, lemme smash”
60% if the time it works all the time
trikatops · 5 years ago
I will get her a stick, bitches love sticks
itselectric · 5 years ago
Just confess yourself to her, even tell her that she’s out of your league. Then just keep yourself tame. Honesty in this world is a trait of a few people I know. So if you’re just honest, and it doesn’t work, then it’s not worth the time you spent or anytime worrying, you tried, that’s all that matters in the grand scheme of things. In addition, don’t expect to marry this person, just be real with yourself and you’ll do fabulous.
metaanalysis · 5 years ago
Girls love confidence and surprises. Get her some flowers and chocolate. Then, when she is out, hide in her shower. Oh, don't forget to write "YOU WILL BE MINE" in red lipstick on the tile.
itselectric · 5 years ago
Am I the only one who took this seriously
ajhedges · 5 years ago
The rest of us did not take it seriously because we seriously don’t know how to talk to a girl so yeah
itselectric · 5 years ago
Seriously, I’m probably the least qualified person on this earth to talk about heterosexual relationships, yet I give my 2 cents because that’s how I’d like be asked.
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Put your dick in a box.
In all seriousness, just do it. If she says no you can move on quicker so it's really a win/win.
metaanalysis · 5 years ago
Seriously, it can be as easy as " hey, I'm going to x on Friday, want to come?" Or "want to grab a cup of coffee Saturday afternoon?" That way it doesn't come off as a big deal, and you can have the same response whether she accepts or not: "OK cool." Just got to take the risk or you'll regret it. Also the longer you put it off, you'll just suffer the anxiety over and over every time you think about it and don't do it.
Or you can just give her a stick. ( I literally gave my now wife a nice rock I found in the park, and trust me, she is definitely out of my league.)
yamz · 5 years ago
Itselectric is right. Already know her? be real with her. Act like yourself, if you try to act any other way, you'll seem fake later and she'll have a warped view of you. You don't have to say "date", or "go out with me" because like many guys, commitment can scare girls leading to possible rejections.. it's up to you to gauge these things tho. Say anything like "i think you're great and I'd like to spend more time with you. Want to go for a movie?" Don't set a time unless you get a yes. Just met? you're *probably* infatuation and if you want to be sure, make small talk. Get to know her. Dont hold back on jokes or comments if that's how you are. Understand she has her own opinions too so be respectful to a fit degree. After a bit, you'll either see shes not your type or you'll fall in love and she'll possibly see how you're not that bad even if shes out of your league. Dont over compliment n if you must, think of what it is you you're so impressed with and say it.
yamz · 5 years ago
^Several things i could have worded differently but too late now
tusterm267 · 5 years ago
Hey, I'm new to this. Anyway what about a cute cashier? How would that even go down? It seems a little embarrassing if that were to happen, especially if there's others waiting in line
rosalinas · 5 years ago
Get to know her first and let her know a little about you slowly
Be her friend and just build chemistry
After being friend for a while, casually ask her out to something she likes (movie she has been hyped about or something she told you she wanna see before)
Never NEVER confess your interest outta nowhere. It never works
And it will definitely scare her away cause
She'd just be like "dude, I don't even know you and you don't even actually know who I really am, this is creepy"
trikatops · 5 years ago
Thanks for all the great replies, appreciate it.