oof

Wait,? You tossed the hookah coals out into a puddle?

Yeah... instead of putting them on his hookah... then I just walked away.

Damn, that's some badass fictional movie shiat right there.

badass? Eh... I guess? I didn't exactly want to get fired... even though the job wore on me. Fictional? Nope lol.

I am missing so much from this. OK so sweaty nuts wasn't in the job description but hookahs were. And you pretty much Deadpooled out and said FU very much?

Ok so there was a group outside on the patio and I had just brought them the hookahs and I was bringing the coals over to put them on and as I was putting the coals on the top of the hookahs a dude said "you game?", but since the music from inside was on full blast I heard "you gay?" so I replied with "that's a fucked up question to ask"... and then the clarification happened and I was explaining how I don't have much time to play games anymore but GTA5 and pokemon are my shit... then as I was about to put the coals on the last hookah that dude was like "I want your sweaty nuts on my forehead" and I looked at him dead in the eye, looked at his hookah, looked back at him, looked at the coals and decided to throw them in a puddle instead of putting them on the hookah.

Well dang that makes sense. Last time I had a hookup with this gurI I know , She's like nope not doing the horse thing. And I'm like"lara it's not a stretch". So yeah I get you .

I am so confused.

glad it's not just me

What is extra-confused? Now I don't know if you're saying you are sexually confused or confused by this dude's story about "lara? and a horse..."...
I'm whatever extra-confused is.
You can't out-confuse me: bet:
"The square flew through the rainbow while the universe was attacked by sharks yet fuckhead lead the fat guy towards wheat".
There is a very specific comic character i riddle you with.

What's a hookah

its like a super vape, its what the caterpillar is smoking in alice in wonderland

Interesting

Dude that caterpiller was so stoned.

No wonder... I get high from hookahs.

@dr_richard_ew you might also know it as shisha...?

...nope, sorry :/

You're missing out on something then :p

hookah is great if you're at a bar... but after learning how much it takes just to keep one clean... that would be a bitch by itself. I thought my Roor was hard to keep clean... lol.