I made this account a while ago off of my main account because idk but im feeling really low today do you guys have any favorite jokes?
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better_than_you · 10 comments
5 years ago
dr_richard_ew
· 5 years ago
What's the difference between a chickpea and an acorn?
I never paid 50 bucks to have an acorn on my face
I never paid 50 bucks to have an acorn on my face
jay2327
· 5 years ago
Why do chicken coups always have two doors?
With four, they’d be chicken sedans.
With four, they’d be chicken sedans.
better_than_you
· 5 years ago
ill admit I got a chuckle out of both of these thanks
gavotte
· 5 years ago
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
A stick
gavotte
· 5 years ago
What do a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs have in common? One's a busty crustacean the other one's a crusty bus station
gavotte
· 5 years ago
Not a joke but a fun fact.
Whale farts are big enough to hold a horse in them.
Whale farts are big enough to hold a horse in them.
awake_ash
· 5 years ago
Here is a dark one, what's the difference between an isis hold-out and a muslim school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone
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· 5 years ago
You ever heard of the restaurant on the moon? The view is amazing but there is literally no atmosphere
deleted
· 5 years ago
What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie girl? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
better_than_you
· 5 years ago
oof these are great thanks