I want to eat the Rene magritte styled one

I love these budding memes

What if it was their guardian angels moving them so they wouldn't be harmed by the demons

one like = one prayer

you dont understand, my entire junior year i just had seven different versions of this picture as my background, changing every five minutes. they are my bbys

um Pearl is adopted?

I think the social pressure isn't so much having kids but having the 'ideal amount' of 1-3 kids and fitting in. Because I love kids and I want kids when I grow up, but when I tell someone I want five or more kids, I get the "are you crazy?" look. So it probably goes both ways.

If the cats are going to Mass, does that make them....cat-holics?

but look at how fluffy he is

The first thing my geography teacher told his wife after they got married was 'im gonna get fat now'

That mouse is white, which means it isn't wild. Not that the cat could tell the difference, but perhaps its for the best. Its a cute lil mousie :)

That must be why one-punch man isn't all ripped.

I once did volunteer work with this dude in my grade. We never spoke until he accidentally sent me this grainy photo of a bagel with googly eyes wearing a ghutra in the jungle, and that's basically how we became best friends.

I'm not even joking, I thought it was about dominos and subway, too.

Ain't even mad. Helga x Arnold 5ever.

Jajajajaja

As a movie theater employee, I can confirm that so much of our popcorn either gets tossed or dropped on the floor. The huge bags of kernels are ridiculously cheap, so no one cares if its wasted.

Ramen noodles - noodle noodles