Hi, lady here! Those two have no correlation whatsoever. When you're on your period, your body releases prostaglandins, compounds similar to hormones, which have tons of roles in your body. One of which is making smooth muscle, like the uterus, contract. However, some stray over to the bowel, which is also smooth muscle, causing that to contract too.

My rough collie does the same thing too!

...Yes, why?

Looks like whoever made that meme didn't do so well in middle school math.

"These hoes".

Classy nudes are, well, imagine a figure drawing for art class, but photography. Tasteful poses n' shit. Something you'd see in a fancy museum with several hipsters stood around it nodding.

I was watching Game Grumps when I got a comment notification, and when the bright red "1" popped up in my peripheral vision, I think I had a seizure.

You tend to round it to 3.14. Especially when you're working with money, and you can only count it to the nearest whole cent.

Yes, it does.