With what money?

Likely the mother?

Oh. I thought it was a meme.

Now that person knows which house they can break into.

As a person who suffers from panic attacks, I think the phrase they were looking for was “One girl felt mildly disturbed”. Nobody would have a panic attack over a ~spooky scary~ TV show reference.

No kinkshaming here.

...Seriously.

I was hoping you’d comment that.

Oh, don’t worry, that joke was made plennnty of times on my Snapchat. ;)

Jumpcuts, or maybe it’s sped up.

I had to get an eye exam at the optometrist, so they dilated my eyes to do tests and take pictures and such. It’s always a weird experience while it lasts!

I criged realley hard trying to sit through that guy’s nonsense. I can’t imagine having to be her and put up with all that. He was truing way too hard to be funny.
Also, I apologize in advance for my grammar; my eyes are dilated.

I think it’s okay if it’s been two whole ass years.

Can someone post this to r/iamverysmart?

Yeah, that was my attempt on making a joke about guest’s stupidity.