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People need to chill 24 comments
chu · 3 hours ago
It'll remain as long as the current election system is in place because it inherently favors two parties.
Homeless dogs are the cutest 5 comments
chu · 3 hours ago
Oh look. I'm popular enough to be insulted.
Best tshirt ever 20 comments
chu · 15 hours ago
I didn't say do the touchy, I said don't get the pissy because we look at you
Best tshirt ever 20 comments
chu · 18 hours ago
My point is don't dress like something you don't want to be. I'm in no way advocating assault, but don't get mad if people ogle (because for some reason people think that's assault nowadays) if you're bare-assed.
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chu · 19 hours ago
...I tripped over the guide lines, fell into a pack of safety officers, and spilled all the toilet rolls on the ground. Embarrassed, I shouted "Oh God, forgive me" and immediately got tazed, maced, and had three of my arms broken and my skull fractured.

People will think what they see. You can never change that. Dress like a whore, people'll think you're a whore. Shut the fuck up about being objectified. Don't wanna be objectified, don't go bare pussy.
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chu · 19 hours ago
Once upon a time, I went to the dark alleys dressed as a cop. I saw a fellow getting beat and he cried to me, "Officer help me, I'm getting mugged." In reply, I said "I am so sorry my dear fellow, but I am not an officer. I'm just dressed like one."
On Black Friday, I went shopping dressed as a soldier. Everyone was going to give me a military discount but I said "Apologies for any confusion I may have caused, but I am not a soldier. I am merely wearing the clothes."
On Christmas Eve, I visited DC. Very nice place, very interesting. Actually I lie that was probably the most boring place I've ever been except the Holocaust museum which was very nice. But back on topic, I went to the White House tour with a turban around my head, a fake beard taped to my chin, dark sunglasses, and wearing a baggy cloak. I also just went to a tanning bar. Anyhow, I had toilet paper rolls in my cloak I was going to throw away but forgot (things tend to slip my mind you know) and during the tour, I tripped
Guide for headphones 6 comments
chu · 19 hours ago
What about using proprietary Earpods with proprietary Lightning connectors to a proprietary phone whose company recently removed the 3.5mm jack that was, by the way, completely functional and no reason to remove because they can't get their heads out of their asses and realize that thinner is not better.
If Movie characters were like the book 4 comments
chu · 19 hours ago
I think it's because their eyes are unfocused. Perhaps it's the glare in one of the eyes or maybe they're actually drawn so they're looking in slightly different directions.
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People need to chill 24 comments
chu · 19 hours ago
It's kinda retarded how republicunts and democraps can't get over their political divide.
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Ulysses was the first! 3 comments
chu · 19 hours ago
No it's Nobody
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Go away 7 comments
chu · 19 hours ago
Happy YestBirtherDay
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chu · 19 hours ago
I think tensions will keep rising until they self-combust. No need for an external stimuli.
whoa what's this another comic wow 4 comments
chu · 19 hours ago
Every time I see that retarded face I first think "oh-wh-oh" because that's how it's spelled and then I realize it's that stupid meeb face and hate myself that much more
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sleep tight pupper 17 comments
chu · 19 hours ago
But he's not wrong in the sense that it's not incorrect to say "why the hell should I care"
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chu · 19 hours ago
Do you even think they'll need a spark to start rioting? There's already protestors slugging it out in some places.
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chu · 19 hours ago
I'm kinda surprised there wasn't a riot on campus
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Taiwanese special forces wearing bulletproof masks! 9 comments
chu · 19 hours ago
No bruh, it's the mythical six star
Dang people here on FS answer faster than my father with the prayers 5 comments
chu · 21 hours ago
I'm not sure if that's better or worse than a five year old
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Someone photoshops this guy into a suit cause it's a yes 6 comments
chu · 21 hours ago
Then it sees my face and nopes away
"White people food" 6 comments
chu · 21 hours ago
I ate a mouthful of chicken dunked in ghost pepper sauce and three hours later, I was shitting lava. Took two days for my butthole to stop burning but the morning after poop was probably the worst.
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shia lebouf is doing a 4 year anti trump livestream 9 comments
chu · 21 hours ago
Now THERE'S a clever idea
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11 days 18 comments
chu · 23 hours ago
I like living in a bubble. It keeps me from the bullshittery that is all of politics.
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I guess so 9 comments
chu · 23 hours ago
I'd say that it's pretty safe to say that those who vape because it's cool tend to have douchery whereas those who vape to try and wean off nicotine know and want to try and cut back as much as they can, so they only whiff when they really need to.
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i lik the bred 5 comments
chu · 1 day ago
Sprog always does good work
Homeless dogs are the cutest 5 comments
chu · 1 day ago
Maybe possibly they bit a small infant in the throat and made it get cancer or something.