I especially hate the "have you ever heard of proactive?" line. how fucking rude can you be? do these people even realize how insecure we are?and proactive doesn't fucking work. go to the dermatologist and get a prescription is my advice to you. oh, and you're all beautiful. even with acne. and if people can't see past your blemishes, they don't deserve to be in your hella rad life anyways.

Anyone know where this is from?

Anyone else read this in Jenna Marble's voice?

It's a lifestyle.

If I were her, I would have colored about three bricks, fallen over, become covered in wounds, and cry as loud as I possibly could in the middle of it. That was my childhood.

Thank you for this great parenting tip. I will use this, all day everyday one of these days.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gira-
**and then you headbutt them in the blatter as hard as you can
Person:Knock knock
then say in old man voice: "Get the fuck off my lawn you whippersnapper."
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jehovah's Witnesses
**then before they can answer slit their neck open so they can witness the lord as well

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Inappropriate frog
Inappropriate fro-
TOUCH MY FUCKIN DICK
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Doctor.
Interrupting Doctor W-
You have Lung Cancer.
**then, while maintaining eye contact, flip over a table and run off on all fours hissing

Club penguin was the shit.

music you haven't discovered
cities you've never explored
murders you've never committed
children's dreams you haven't diminished
lives you've never ruined
disastrous plagues you haven't begun
weed you haven't smoked
victim's blood you haven't consumed

THAT'S A FUCKING EXOTIC DOG YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER

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Mother of God

In all seriousness, I've heard horror stories about these things. Please, everyone on here, never mess with these.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH thats right you bastards

I love this. Most people can't recognize her, but this is Marina Diamandis. She is everything to me, and saved me from self harm. I really love her music. She mostly does silly things, relating to her personality. She does an excellent job with writing lyrics with relatable lyrics. This is the music video this gif is from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr-SqRWImmI

Same with bands/singers. "you aren't a true fan unless you've been there since day 1" well, i doubt you were anyways and cocka doodle fuck you

I think it's beautiful. On both sides that it turns it still is a really pretty cat. Am I the only one?

Clowns with erections aren't funny.

What I pulled from this is that the boy originally thought the rat was a dog. Hence, him writing "perro" or, "dog" in spanish on his box/bed. They spent a lot of time together whilst the boy was trying to heal the animal, and the boy grew to love it. The last step was to shave it, and the boy found out it was a rat. But, the boy loved the animal for what it was, even though it wasn't what he originally thought. We shouldn't judge others for what they appear to be, but what they truly are on the inside. That's all.