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Too early? 5 comments
coldpasta · 1 hour ago
Perhaps this would be my first downvote in funsubstance..
Kids are the best 8 comments
coldpasta · 8 hours ago
Ahem.. *clears throat*
You racist Mysogynistic pieces of shit..
Saying that only boys play video games..
And that Heterosexual relationships don't let you enjoy video games..
#JK
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WHYYY!!!!!! 3 comments
coldpasta · 23 hours ago
"terrible, yes, but great"
-Ollivander
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Perfect mug 2 comments
coldpasta · 23 hours ago
*doh*
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*stomp stomp clap* 1 comments
coldpasta · 23 hours ago
For me, It always goes
"We will we will percussive shock you"
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Gorilla can't beat either of them 8 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
The bear
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Okay 5 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
It's a Punjabi word for Gender/Sex/Dick
Is this for real? 6 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
Didn't John Oliver do a show on this ?
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Would you rather 17 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
My Question:
To stop what exactly ?
The only good reason to put pineapple on pizza 13 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
In India, Dominos had "Raw Banana" topping for few months, i actually liked it tho !!
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Let's be real, we would all hate poo in the street 7 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
Is it a Soldiers responsibility ?
To maintain our society !!
That is love 4 comments
coldpasta · 2 days ago
Kinda disgusting, but It's a still from a movie..which was kind of Parody of romantic stuff...
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Cringe: Does this count as a WLTH 27 comments
coldpasta · 2 days ago
Maybe screaming *Kill it with fire* is not enough
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Some guy would definitely try to stuck this up his ass 21 comments
coldpasta · 3 days ago
That's not true, the Title makes more sense than the image since..
Some guy who would struck this up his ass, ass is where the nutrients are absorbed..
And Vagina does not absorb anything !!
HELP! What am I suppose to do now? 16 comments
coldpasta · 4 days ago
Just assume a gender and go thru anyone you want.. Isn't that how it works??
Yeah,british 21 comments
coldpasta · 4 days ago
Lol.. the Brits colonized the world, they didn't immigrate, it was a matter of power and money.. the common Brit was just getting rewards, not facing any challenges..
Now immigration problems are being faced by all..hence the issue..
By the way, I'm an Indian and hate Colonial Brits..
They learnt from the Chinese 5 comments
coldpasta · 6 days ago
Aaaaand the lady says it's a joke...
https://twitter.com/nataliamk8/status/885632468610625536
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WLTH 168: what even is racism anymore 4 comments
coldpasta · 6 days ago
*in tones of a liberal*
How do you know they were male? What if they recognized themselves as something else?
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That's was a pretty big jump in the middle there 23 comments
coldpasta · 6 days ago
Your headline ... "that's was"
You need to focus in learning instead of jugs
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That's how you find love 7 comments
coldpasta · 6 days ago
Does anyone in USA know the meaning of Third world country??
It's a political term.. not Financial !!
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This is a good question 81 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Abortion should be legal.. but not Free.. you want to change your body, you pay for the procedure.. #JustMyOpinion
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Boruto really isn't that bad 8 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Yeah.. Naruto has those whiskers on face bcz of the fox.. why does Boruto have them?
Time to Move 7 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Uploader's gender plays vital role..
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Protecting their people 5 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Not proud to write this.. but that is Indian army.. in the North eastern part of the country..
Im so happy! 9 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Hope you are the Victim this time..