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Awesome guy 3 comments
coldpasta · 20 minutes ago
Not for single fathers??
Heat sensitive copy of "Fahrenheit 451" 6 comments
coldpasta · 24 minutes ago
That looks like a reverse video of a simple sooting of a book..
Useless 2 comments
coldpasta · 12 hours ago
Where on Earth would be just walk in and find your foreskin in view?
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Can we allow this? 20 comments
coldpasta · 12 hours ago
Probably bcz that would become a market and someone would try to influence a judge to put ppl on deathrow instead of life in prison on every such scenario..
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They see me rolling 5 comments
coldpasta · 16 hours ago
Yeah.. They were Crocs designed like flip flops.. and I took them off to sit on the ground with my friends.. and there they were... I somehow caught one.. Only to see the second one unguarded.. luckily it's angle of laying was so, that it didn't fly off.
The "No u" battle 8 comments
coldpasta · 16 hours ago
You ain't gonna get a fighting chance..
You'll be flogged and stoned and hung to death..
They see me rolling 5 comments
coldpasta · 18 hours ago
I did the same few days back in an under-construction airport..but with my lighter footwear
Family dramas are the best 13 comments
coldpasta · 19 hours ago
Why'd she kick him out... Must've hung that bastard by his balls till they dry and fall off
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The "No u" battle 8 comments
coldpasta · 19 hours ago
One kills and the other jails..
Who hates more...
They consider tipping rude 4 comments
coldpasta · 19 hours ago
In India too, it's optional..
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The three F's 17 comments
coldpasta · 2 days ago
Sounds like Greek mythology
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He has been in several relationships before me 3 comments
coldpasta · 5 days ago
Poor guy :(
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Quick maths 6 comments
coldpasta · 5 days ago
Must mention INR
Success is the best revenge 9 comments
coldpasta · 6 days ago
Why would the school kick her out??
The grandmaster 18 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
It says 11..
What list is this from?
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"we only care when it affects us" 22 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Nepal?? Doubt
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What's this? 6 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
She could be pretty in both pics if you want to be Politically correct..
But surely not equally pretty
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Pokemon donuts 6 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
I choose you Pikachu..
Let's hope it worked 41 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Ohk.. so if the wife is a shitty women.. and she hurts the guy physically real bad.. and he dies..
Is the hoteleer responsible?
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Let's hope it worked 41 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
It was not your place to do it
We are moving forward guys 12 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Then why do you even consider the fact that they should be a Miss?? A married women can't be a good symbol??
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Amazing this isn’t a Florida headline 18 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
How to steal an SUV with 10 people inside??
He saved everyone but couldn't save himself 10 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Even if he was genuinely homophobic..
Should he stop the good work he is doing?
That's Gay
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Everyone needs to speak 8 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
I know 5 languages.. still not enough..
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