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You don't always get what you want 2 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Then you are a shitty cocktail waitress
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That's how you afford properties 1 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Eating Is Murder?
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Apparently the antichrist is supposed to appear as the saviour of the world and everyone 8 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
He does seem to look very sinister..
Friendly reminder 20 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
If this was the main text..
Wtf was HINT at bottom???
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capitalism 5 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Crony Capitalism.. not Capitalism..
This kid is going places 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Places like the bathroom maybe
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We need a firewall 9 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Any man dumb enough to fall for that.. must fall for that..
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A satire 2 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Clickholes
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The similarities in Iron Man and Dr Strange 2 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
In Dr Strange, the movie, they themselves say..
Avengers protect the world from physical dangers, and we protect it from mystical dangers..
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Gay evolution 6 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
2038: no teens since all were gay in 2028 :!
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A truer story has never been told 16 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I never got this.. I made my girl cum more than I did....
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Y'all like sing? 8 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I have just one..
What does this person dream about?
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Requirements: Fetish for mental gangbang 8 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
MY PRECIOUS
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Don't let this discourage you 20 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Read the author's name at the bottom.. exceptional considering the article..
Use toys... GAYle.. MaleOnline....
Subtle hints
She's a tough one 12 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
*Love*
Delivering the twist ending 4 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Despite how it appears
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People need to see this 31 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Just few days back Indian Cricket Team was at this city..
They were asked to shower for 2 mins Max bcz of this shortage..
Imagine if national guests have 2 mins.. terrible situation
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I have no words 17 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
There is something wrong with the image.. the cats tail is coming out of her buttt... It should be adjacent to it..
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Handsome 7 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
600 years ago the commoners didn't have proper water to drink.. I don't think we'd be clean enough to be hot or even healthy..
And maybe that's why this guy was The Handsome...
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Tearing leggings like 7 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Hmm.. having done it so many times.. I guarantee that this feels amazing
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Monkeys will never be your friend 5 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
How is this a Funny Tumblr post?
Divorce exists too 21 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
WAIFUUUUU
REKT 18 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Exactly.. streamline it.. elect such govt who would do that for you.. perfect..
REKT 18 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
1. You can observe that most migrants move towards west of the world or to India in Asian region.. why doesn't many of them move towards Russia or Mexico or Brazil? They are successfully functioning govts..
2. Why lesser of two evils? Even in USA there is option to vote third.. pls don't claim to be liberal in views but say that you have only two options in voting..
3. No job is high up or anything.. why should immigrants do it if it's shabby?
You have clear conscience to insult your FELLOW CITIZENS! But not ILLEGAL immigrants ?
Supporting illegal immigration only demeans the ones who are honestly waiting to enter another country legally, and are dignified enough not to do anything illegal..
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REKT 18 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
1. Running away and again leading old life will just transfer the crisis.
2. Elect a non shitty government.
3. So you view immigrants as cheap and submissive labor and nothing else.
Your forefathers didn't sign paperwork because there was no paperwork back then..
When you buy an empty space and build a house, do you accept Intruders because you also intruded the empty space once??
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