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The elevator that has no door and never stops moving. 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
All I can imagine right now is the corporate equivalent of Dauntless.
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It's amazing how much younger you can look after a shave... 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
But why is it sad? Tons of men look great without facial hair, it's no biggy.
Wanted to go for a jog when... 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hell naw, those are TORNADO conditions right there...
Messing with the universe 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"I just wanted to show it's true
The one to blame for this is you.
With every ray you don't allow,
The world's a little darker now."
Who has these? 37 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If I remember correctly, Alexandria's Genesis isn't real. Someone made it up for the book they were writing. A bit Mary-Sueish, isn't it?
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Awesome guitar pick table 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm sure you could put a sheet of glass over it and it'd be perfect.
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CNN Student News be like 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We count the puns. I think today was either five or six.
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You know you're doomed when 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Meat's back on the menu, boys!
This vegetable market is so close to the train tracks! 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Jesus, those veggies even went UNDER the train. Damn.
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Pretty accurate 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
See you there. I hear there's pizza on Wednesday.
Scumbag pencil eraser 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Thank you old pencil eraser, for doing exactly the opposite of what you're supposed to do.
That magnificent monster 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
OH JEBUS CRUST.
World's longest wooden masterpiece 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
HuehuehuehuehUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEHEUER *Lights Matchstick*
Spider Chip Cookies 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Uh, it's Sah-TEEN.
Still a better band? 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*Pumps Shotgun*
Because I'm a bad ass 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Everybody look out!
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Whenever I try to run in a dream 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If I were to describe how I run in MY dreams in one word... QWOP.
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Pretty accurate 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I was in no way trying to act like a "cool kid". Like I said, I was only trying to express that this is a common issue, which consequently makes the post more relatable (and therefore funnier, on this website called Funsubstance). You inferred that I'm trying to get attention. Explain?
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Trolling blind people 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
But how would they get in a fight in the first place?
Pretty accurate 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why the downvotes? I was just expressing how common this "phenomenon" is. Am I supposed to be older to comment on these things? Could somebody please explain? I'm genuinely curious.
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I want a tree! 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
When something decays, it breaks up anyway. Were you planning to dig them back up, or...?
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Waterskiing with 144 of your closest friends 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
But what if they get tangled up
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Pretty accurate 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
As a middle schooler, this is STILL completely accurate.
Samsung Galaxy Note 4 drop test 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I have an S3! It's a TANK.
An ice cream that changes color when you lick it 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The real-life Willy Wonka.
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