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Sexy time 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Das when u gotta use dat safeword
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It's hard to say 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The other day I was at the market and saw Jaffa cakes on the shelf.
The first thing I thought?
CREE, JAFFA
This show was my childhood.
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Never seen before 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm so sorry, at first glance I misread this as "a BEAR that plays music at half the volume..." And now I've an image in my head that won't go a way of Yogi Bear making a living by singing really really quietly.
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Who has ever fallen into this situation? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice butte.
(I'm sorry, I had to.)
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Go to bed 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why yes, yes I should. Care to join me, to ensure I'm following instructions? ;)
Mirror hand syndrome 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dude: yes I would like one palm reading pls
Psychic: sure hon, sit right down and let me see your h--OLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT THING
Dude: mah hand
Dude: so are you gonna read it or
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Finally a great tutorial 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
For some reason, this feels like an excellent metaphor for world politics.
Y'all'd've 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Y'all'd've known this already if ya lived in Texas.
He who must not be named 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Liverpool Ventriloquist
Lullaby Valedictorian
Lol'd Valviform
Leafy Vasculature
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Van art 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ah, but such art is all the more beautiful for its transience...
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How valid are you 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*Sebastian Michaelis chortles evilly in the distance*
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Cat settles in for a nap 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Guys, guys look... It's Thor and Loki...
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Need to lose that belly 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Leg so hot
Hot hot leg
Leg so hot u fri an egg
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The chairless chair 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Guys, it looks like ODM gear!
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I like to refer them as 'Homo Dinosaurs' 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*cough cough* Homo reptilia. Aka Silurians. Thank you, Doctor Who.
What the f*ck did I just read 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*clears throat*
Roses are red,
The President's a cretin...
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Thanks NC 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Texas: *laughs* ALL Y'ALL ARE SO CUTE. A few weeks ago we went from 79 to 17... In one afternoon. Every leaf fell in a day.
Then came a 70° sunny Christmas.
Then a 30° rainy New Year's.
Next, a week of balmy weather in which the trees started budding again.
After that, a winter storm during which we got 3" of snow and 1" of ice.
Then another week of balmy weather.
And finally, just to top it off, a monsoon, providing us with 4" of rain in one evening, and an F3 tornado for good measure.
*bows and smirks*
That's why you don't mess with Texas.
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I guess it's just me and my feelings then 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Has anyone read the saga of Larten Crepsley? I've been meaning to, it looks amazing...
When they turn a book into a movie 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
To quote a distinguished literary professor,
"OBviously..."
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Asking the real question here 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"You have a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive! No wonder everybody keeps invading you."
--The Doctor
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I guess it's just me and my feelings then 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
AAAH two more people (three, if you count good ol' JK) who know what they are! I like you people already
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I guess it's just me and my feelings then 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Cirque du freak, both the novels and the manga. They're amazing, but I've only met like 2 other people who have ever read them. You know the fandom is dead when none of the fics on AO3 have been updated in two years.
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That's interesting, describe yourself! 31 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When she had reached the table, she browsed for a moment, before settling on several 'Soviet Russia And You's, an epic Laxus fanart, and a particularly amusing Martin Freeman-based textpost. Scooping up her choices, she made her way nonchalantly to a corner table with a good view of the whole room. As she settled, she glanced smoothly around-- and saw a small Subster approaching. She narrowed her eyes, a hand drifting slowly toward the hidden dagger at her belt; but suddenly, she relaxed. She knew this user, small and quiet, sarcastic and lonely and sweet.
"Hello..." whispered the FunSubster. "You remind me of someone..."
The girl smiled, a true smile this time, exposing too-sharp canines. She stood in a swirl of blood-red trenchcoat, the silver lightning pendant at her throat glinting strangely in the lights, and bowed deeply.
"Arienh Fulminata, at your service."
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That's interesting, describe yourself! 31 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She stood in the doorway, relaxed but alert, silently assessing the room. It was full of strange and fantastic people, from a shameless dragon to a glittering silver myth. Her eyes flashed vivid golden green as she glanced around, subconsciously registering escape routes, tactical positions, and potential threats. She tensed imperceptibly as a blurred figure approached her.
"Heya, welcome to the party! Come on in, help yourself to some laughs, and don't feed the trolls..."
Slipping smoothly into her new role of Funsubster, she grinned. "Thanks, glad to be here! I'm gonna go grab some memes."
"Have fun. See ya round."
She glided into the room, effortlessly dodging wandering users, and headed with apparent purpose toward a table of memes. Her peculiar height turned a few heads, since at 6'1 she towered over the rest of the female Substers; her strikingly pale skin, choppy shock of dark red hair, and fighter's natural ease of movement turned still more.
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That's right 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We are?
*stares at one small jar of foundation, one bottle of powder, one plastic case of eyeliner, one stick of mascara, and one tube of pomegranate Burt's bees lip balm, all of which combined take up less than 8 sq in of counter space*
So, uh, I take it this isn't a normal amount of makeup for a 17 year old girl.
...But I must admit, people complimenting me on my contouring when I never actually do any is a great self esteem booster.
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When you're trying to summon satan 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dammit Sebastian, do you have to be so dramatic every time I summon you?
--Ciel
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Oh look! My will to live 34 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh look! My dignity! THAT'S where that went... Aw, and that little baby doll I lost when I was 5...
And...
*blinks* 2.5 tonnes of other stuff...
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Bangkok's tallest building 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is it wrong that, simply from seeing this building, I want to shag the hell out of the architect that designed it...?
At the zoo. A majestic Wild Drill in its natural habitat 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, it does appear to be in the monkey house. Perhaps it's a new species of... mandrill?
What does it say? 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I read it two ways: you can't get lost if you don't know where you're going, and, you can't get where you're going if you don't know you're lost. Both strike me as appropriate.
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