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meow

How Can Mirrors Be Real When Our Eyes Aren't Real?

Hey, who turned out the lights

But wait you can

Rats. Foiled again.

Don't hug me, I'm scared

because
because

Well that didn't work

Hello people

Do atheists fail exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers?

Trust me. I'm an engineer

The waiter is wading

16,421,730 pieces of bacon approximately

I read that all in Morgan Freeman's voice

stargate, deep space nine, doctor who, ?, ?

This bruises look bad. I think they need some ice.

Doctor Who?

wow. much sushi. very roll.

the horseshoe crab has blue blood

Onion news

You're stupid

If that happened, the first thing I would hear is " Hello Vsauce, this is Miachel here."

someone needs to do this with the other mallard- malicious advice mallard i think.

"on their hands"

Men? i do not think that means what you think it means.

Not sure if "Help me" or "I will murder your family in the slowest way possible."