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id pay him to punch me. not for sexual pleasure, bc i wanna die.

ive never drank booze nor will i ever but what does it taste like lmfaoo my friend said it tastes like piss idk why but i gotta feeling he’s drank piss before smh

id fuck her and tell her to call me a goldigger

i was gonna call her a boss ass bitch till that last line lmfao

AND TO THIS DAY I STILL DONT KNOW WHO KELLY IS

since i was 12 ive had a fave grocery store?? lmfao maybe bc i had to raise my younger siblings and acted like an adult

tell peach she’s doing amazing

love me some jensen ackles

i miss parks and rec so much

if steve or bucky die in iw imma scream in the cinema

if a party i go to isn’t this wild i don’t even want it

that’s enough internet for today

NOOOOOOOOOO PLS

that’s adorable

im starting university soon and this is my biggest fear lmfao me having to do the work myself

we love a caring bromance

the unstoppable and immovable bisexual

the struggle of being a bi girl and trying to hit on girls ...

black panther was fucking awesome

i love dan

anyone who doesn’t is a monster

oh man that’s so sad

ellen is a furry confirmed

wow this is amazing

hell?? bitch that’s worse than hell

i love this show lmfao

what??? skinny, muscly, chubby, all y'all look cute and pretty

it's what he deserves

we love a masterpiece

elon please fuck my wife

the only character development that matters

amerikkka is fucked

me every time i study for an exam

i want to reach his level of calm but i would have to smoke a fuckton of pot

be grateful nikki

thanks dude i rlly needed this

australian:
what a fucking cunt (bad)
what a fucking sick cunt (good)

say it louder for the ppl in the back

lmfaoooo why was she smiling

oh man that's so sad smh i used to have a friend like this and she's still out here lying and shit

A+ for honesty

much obliged

easier to kick his knees in when he's being a rat too

pogo in high heels?? marry her! you need some devil ass kinda strength to do that

what a wholesome meme

its either a daddy long legs or a huntsman and there's no between

tell him to slap my ass too