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shooketh 12 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Probably fake but also funny so i'll let it slide
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Prepare to be offended 8 comments
guest · 1 week ago
I thought he was gonna point at his bed. I'm a little disappointed. Still kinda funny though.
Halloween food 10 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Still, I honestly wouldn't put anything plastic in my mouth like that. That doesn't mean I don't appreciate the idea though, it seems quite imaginative.
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Girls only want sex smh 2 comments
guest · 1 week ago
It's funny because this is what the pathetic scrubs who call themselves "nice guys" do like all the time. Women don't even complain about it anymore because it's a common occurence for us.
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Apply cold water 13 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
"Samsungs"...0.0001% of that one model, actually. By that same logic, all iPhones bend.
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Halloween food 10 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
But aren't the teeth made out of plastic? I probably wouldn't be very happy if I bit into a delicious donut and it tasted like a plastic spoon.
Continental breakfast 12 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah, the sweaty guy gif. But Key & Peele is a great sketch series. You should definitely check it out. My favourite episode is "I said bitch"
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OMG so savage 23 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Hey I'm sorry for kinda necrobumping but fs allows guests only 3 comments a day and I was away for some time. @natethegreat I have something like this one https://www*gastromex*cz/_obchody/www*gastromex*cz/prilohy/5/parkovac-hot-dog-professor-pvr-2-na-parky-v-rohlik-0*jpg*big*jpg (Guests can't post links so just substitute every * with a .)
It's a Czech website because I'm Czech. I honestly don't know if our type of hot dog is a thing anywhere else in the world because we actually make a hole in the bun and stuff the hot dog in, instead of the usual slicing the bun and putting the hot dog in the middle, but they're pretty good. The toasted buns make it especially delicious.
TV host suffers a Freudian slip 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Hey at least he was a good sport about it
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Real human 4 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Wanna go skateboards?
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The Canadian president mocked for wearing Chewbacca socks at an international conference 15 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
I must admit that I don't quite agree with Trudeau on everything, he's a bit too "SJW-y" for my taste. Mocking a person for his socks is pretty low, however.
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Who is this fool 27 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Guys bottling up their feelings isn't good for their own mental health or their surroundings, because you will snap sooner or later. I don't mean you should bitch about every little thing 24/7 but if there's really something bothering you, I strongly encourage you to tell your friends because not only can they offer solutions, getting things off your chest is usually a big relief.
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WTF fun fact 12 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Not sure if I have a downvote troll on my back or if people are legit offended over this. It's hard to guess when nobody provides an explanation on their downvote.
A bad pun 7 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Who she praying to? Cod? And reading the Holy Bubble?
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Dentists 9 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
And a makeup artist too apparently
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With messy hair? 13 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
No, attitude is the correct answer in my case. It usually goes away after breakfast.
WTF fun fact 12 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
I bet he didn't mind doing it to little boys though.
I suspect people will lose their shit because I'm making fun of deeply religious people but hey when was the last religious child abuse scandal, like a month ago? My point basically proves itself.
IT is scary 7 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Ok yeah funny but honestly that's a very crappy reason for giving the movie only 2.5 stars.
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OMG so savage 23 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Microwaving hot dogs is barbaric. But boiling is a waste of water, unless of course you're an evil genius like OP who turns it into ice cubes. I have a hot dog maker that basically steams them, uses less water and they're done in 5 minutes. And it also has rod thingy that you put the buns on and it toasts them from the inside.
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Sign of our times 6 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Three words: Military industrial complex.
Some truth about death 7 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
What theā€¦ people actually believed that some of your parts kept growing after death? Your nervous system is dead, how could it get the impulse? Your heart doesn't pump blood, how could it get the energy? I suck at biology and even I know that stuff doesn't keep growing after death.
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Grizzly sleeping bag? Don't ask why but I need one 16 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
How do you breathe when it's closed though?
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Sleeping women are beautiful 3 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Boyfriend says I'm like a cat in that respect.
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Are they? 2 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Am I the only one who's genuinely bothered by the fact that the supposed center of the pie chart isn't in the center of the ring?
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Yes I'm still salty about this. 19 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
To be fair it would be a better casting choice that whatever the fuck they did with the new Death Note.
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If I could have one thing in life, it'd be this bed 9 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
I read about this and apparently it has a big downside. It's made by an Asian company for the Asian market, therefore the mattress in it is only 150cm long. Tall people can't sleep in that.
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No Jail Time But its Something 8 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
They deserve it. In fact they deserve to be sentenced for abuse, but this is better than nothing.
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Hello iphone users 10 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
The fact that so many people actually did it says something about the intelligence of an average Apple user.
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Hey now! We're in Crabs Adjust Humidity 2 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
So what's the difference between Cards Against Humanity and Crabs Adjust Humidity? It the latter like a rip off or rather a funny parody kind of?
RIP turkey 6 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Tell me they want to do it in winter, that would be hilarious
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Ugly motherf**ker 2 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
*SpongeBob voice* I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
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How to easily make jelly worms 10 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Dude that's amazing. Serving this to guests and seeing the look on their faces will be priceless.
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Savagee lmao 7 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Dude's salty AF, no wonder she left him.
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Humongous what? 8 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Men's ego is a hilarious thing.
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way 1 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
I'm honestly amazed that people can stay up all night. I'm tired to the point of passing out at 11PM. Then again I usually get up at 7 without an alarm clock. It's a curse.
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That buzzfeed in a nutshell 7 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
You're technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Seriously though, BuzzFeed is trash.
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Dragon approved 10 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Yeah anyone who's watched Avatar: The Last Airbender knows that because of Azula.
Puberty 13 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
The guys got beards, the girls got makeup. Both got better haircuts. That's literally it.
Queen of wasps 14 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Realistically speaking a group of girls would be more likely to try to ruin each other's lives through psychological tricks and manipulation, or as the author of the tweet says branch off into groups. If they remade the entire story with this in mind and made it about manipulation and intrigue, it could work. But simply putting girls in the story of The Lord of the Flies won't work in my opinion.
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Albino deer 6 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
That's a Halla.
Top kek 9 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
C'mon that's gotta be sarcasm
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Thing 18 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
I didn't know that either and honestly I think it's dumb to let someone off work early to watch some dudes kick a ball and fake injuries.
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If only she rephrased her statement better... 5 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Well, it's close...I'm massively oversimplifying right now but dinosaurs were basically like bird lizards, right? There's even some evidence that they had feathers.
I tried 4 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
What works for me is a calorie counting app. It makes you realize that even that small piece of chocolate you had for a snack is pumped with calories and makes you more aware of what you eat. I lost 3 kgs in 2 weeks so I think it works!
Why don't you get it?! 9 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Take off her makeup and maybe then it becomes a valid conversation. One can't judge a person's looks when that person hides behind more layers than the core of an onion.
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Savage af 19 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Yeah, I know. Yet nobody's blaming it on periods and making fun of it. When someone's upset, you comfort them, not belittle them, make them even more upset and then call them overly sensitive.
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Savage af 19 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
There is nothing more infuriating than being upset because you had a shitty day only to have men around you be like "Gee chill, are you on your period or something?" like women are considered more emotional than men but we aren't even allowed a regular human spectrum of emotions without some dumbass dude blaming it on our period. Not all men of course. But that one idiot can make your shitty day even shittier. And in all honesty, idiots are aplenty, no matter the gender.
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Savage af 19 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
TBH there are lots of dudes who lecherously leer at a women's breasts and butts and then shrug and say "It's biological. Can't help it." when confronted. Also it's simply impolite to stare, no matter what you're staring at.
Also I don't think your analogy is quite correct. Women also choose men by looks, among other factors of course. Humans are by nature shallow beings. Yet it's equally impolite when a woman stares at a man's ass or arms. Now, I admit that women are biologically more driven towards status and wealth than looks, however it is also quite a big taboo in our society to ask about someone's earnings, so that evens itself out, more or less. Furthermore, if you feel like a woman's body might drive you out control, you can always look away. Women can't stop the emotional rollercoaster that is period hormones.
I fully agree with your general point, however. We should try to improve ourselves instead of making lame excuses for bad behaviour.
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GOLD. 15 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
You can kick start a heart with electricity but electro shock therapy won't "cure" gay people.
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Dont talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich 8 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
You could amend that by putting a layer of regular butter underneath and thinning the peanut butter and jelly layers. The edges wouldn't taste like dry bread and the center would be yummy and buttery.
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