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Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Gurrrl, I wish. I got double Ds but somehow I can sleep on my belly so I got that going for me, which is nice. But I slouch all the time which sucks.
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School slogan 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Shouldn't it be Kindness?
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Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm female. I know. It's harder with big boobs though cause the bra cups get stuck on them. *insert sad pepe*. But pulling that off while driving...that must be a feat even if she was driving an automatic stick shift.
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Very healthy 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Plot twist: nurses in that hospital write that for all male patients to make them feel better about themselves.
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Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Good point indeed, I'm just skeptical of the fact that she took off her bra without taking off her T-shirt and while driving. And still, doubting something is not a reason to get so triggered and butthurt like bones over there.
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Such a little boss 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Agreed.
Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Whoa there bones, no need to get triggered, I just pointed out an improbable, implausible "story". As kinghitler said, people make shit up very often.
Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@pokethebear yelling something while killing someone doesn't change the fact that a person will end up dead and that murder is a despicable thing. So why is that even relevant?
@trustnthngmulder so you mean, moderate Muslims? Or people who were born into a Muslim family but don't practice the religion? I'm not sure I get what you mean, I guess it's because neither of us are native English speakers. But do I understand correctly that what you mean are people who were born into a Muslim family, therefore have more experience with Islam than us average joes, but don't actively practice it?
Anyway there's a lot of bias and bigotry when it comes to Muslims, like yes a lot of terrorists are Muslims but those usually come from Shia countries (fundamentalist countries basically) but nobody ever mentions that Indonesia is the country with the most Muslims. You can be a Muslim as long as you're not also an Arab, if you are then everybody's suspicious.
Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'll take shit that never happened for 500
I'm not mad, it's my face 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same
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Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@trustnthngmulder Chill dude, I was talking about pokethebear who said "But muh Christians don't do that and they're also democrats!" while ignoring the fact that terrorism isn't exclusive to one faith, and also ignoring that when it comes to western civilization, Christians tend to be more autocracy-leaning than non-religious/spiritual people. I actually agree with you on the hero thing. Also, @silvermyth, I don't live in America either but I'm genuinely wondering why that matters in this context. We don't have to experience a school shooting to know about it if that's what you're getting at.
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Beautiful horse bannister 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The handrail thing is called a bannister? Wow, the more you know…
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This kid is goals 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I dunno, I feel like blaming religion for indocrinating generations of people into believing there is an omnipotent, omniscient, invisible man in the sky who loves us all is pretty reasonable once you see all the suffering in the world and realize that the Great Space Wizard isn't doing shit about it.
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Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh look, a Muslim hater. What a rare sight. NOT.
It's fundamentalism we need to get rid of, not blame one religion in particular. There are Muslim terrorists, Christian terrorists (does the name Breivik ring a bell?), Muslim fundamentalists (Saudi Arabia and other countries whose law derives from Sharia), Christian fundamentalists (Texas and other southern US states), good Muslims, good Christians. The more extreme you go, the worse. That's it. Don't stone someone else from stuff your group is guilty of as well.
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I do not miss customer services 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh ok. Classy.
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Love me some kittens 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Awwww look at the derpy one!
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I do not miss customer services 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What's the difference anyway? They just put it in a bag, right? (Never been to Starbucks but that's how they do it in McDonalds at least)
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Like a lot of thing here 40 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And yes I'm ready for the butthurt and hate.
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Like a lot of thing here 40 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The Witcher games (don't know about the books because I haven't read them) are so overrated imo. The first game is barely playable, the second is meh and the third one is only good because it's a copy of BioWare's Dragon Age series with different aspects taken from different games and the minor flaws of the series polished. It is not bad but brings nothing original or innovative whatsoever, it's like Dragon Age but with naked chicks to attract attention.
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Gorgeous steampunk laptop 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ubuntu though?
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What a surprise 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ehh, in my experience it all boils down to how good you are with makeup and how expensive are the products you use.
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What a surprise 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They are but nobody takes people on the internet seriously so the question is if those sterotypes are really being perpetuated or not, since this is supposed to be a joke.
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It's the most popular religion 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Save us from sins or save us from Siths? I think one is a larger threat than the other...
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Chemistry book 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I literally did the same joke about a year ago (not in someone's textbook though). Great minds think alike?
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What a surprise 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
On one hand yes, on the other hand there's contouring which does wonders and still makes you look kinda natural. I don't wear makeup myself but I still manage to get laid so it's not like makeup is needed or anything. It's just the industry feeding off insecurities.
What a surprise 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ehh more like stupid stereotypes, it's not like making a post on the internet actually discriminates anyone.
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I must have missed this episode 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not me but have you seen the movie? It's so goofy and hilarious!
go sub to H3H3 on YouTube if you haven't already 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think Ethan is funny as a person (especially in JonTron collabs) but I'm not subbed to him because I really don't understand what his channel is about... it's like a mix of sketches, vlogs, opinions... I don't know what to make of it. Also why are people so mean to his wife? She's seems like such a nice person and she's super pretty too, I wish I had the awesome genetics she has.
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Hehehehhe 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The small eyes on the last one XD
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Preparing tofu 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tempura tofu ftw! Also smoked tofu. I could eat that all day,
You Don't Need To Believe 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's an awesome quote (if it's even real) but he also said that he won't lift the ban on female priests, so he's not all goodwill and sunshine...
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Free speech 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is more relevant today than ever before. Thank you for posting it, OP.
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Selective service 75 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm guessing that guest is just not a native speaker. I kinda know what they mean, though, and they actually don't raise a bad point...
Selective service 75 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You know that draft ≠ voluntary conscription, right?
Biggest quest 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Where tf did they get the money for it?
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Selective service 75 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Unfortunately, that won't happen. Demografically, Trump voters are more likely to be old (retired) people rather than other candidate voters/non-voters. So yes, that war WOULD be fought by "fruit cakes" (I'm guessing that's a slur for gay people?), because Trump voters would be sitting at home in front of their TV, proudly waving the flag while sipping beer bought with state money while the "stupid libtard fruit cakes" would be fighting for a ruler they oppose.
Don't get me wrong though, the situation would be equally bad if Clinton won, only it'd be Trumpets rioting/crying and Hillary supporters laughing at them, the exact opposite of what it is now.
Dafuq did I just read 37 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@gloriouslypurposed implied they look inbred you fucking mcnugget.
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Do any of you have interesting scars? 89 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When I was in 2nd grade elementary school, we went outside to play because it was snowing. A classmate had this flat plastic snow sled thing. But it's not that he'd use it for actually sliding down the hill! He decided to throw it at me for some reason (he was a very, very slow kid, borderline mentally underdeveloped, so maybe that's why). I had to get stitches and I still have cute little a scar on my lip, and I count myself very lucky because if that thing didn't hit my lip but for example an eye, it might've blinded me in that eye.
You're not fooling anyone you handsome little miscreant 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You don't have to be american to be a dumbass.
When you just hate all the people 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same. Maybe even take scissors and cut it off.
I totally understand the burglars 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If I was a thief I'd totally steal books though. Especially college textbooks, and I'd copy them and put them online for all the poor students.
You're not fooling anyone you handsome little miscreant 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh i see, another "Obamuh is bad and he's Kenyan and he'll take my gunnnns." Republicunt. How cute.
True 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Going to a nightclub to have fun with friends is okay. Going to the nightclub alone with the sole purpose of hooking up with a stranger may lead to big problems.
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I totally understand the burglars 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
(Were)
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I totally understand the burglars 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pretty sure those are DVDs.
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I just thought everyone knew how to do this 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, you definitely shouldn't comb your hair when it's wet. It breaks and tears your hair. As for the twisting, I don't know. It seems safer to gently twist your hair than for example put it in a ponytail cause the band can break your hair a bit. And it's definitely better than blow-drying because the heat and air current fuck your hair up a lot, apparently.
You're not fooling anyone you handsome little miscreant 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Cause Obama can actually run a nation.
There are two types of people in this world 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yup, the person did it wrong. Gotta realize that the other side sees the messages as mirrored.
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You're not fooling anyone you handsome little miscreant 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What a bully.
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All they wanted was some cheese 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought it was a joke at first
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