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Interesting thoughts 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hell yeah. We were ready, but our mums weren't. And yes I'm also a tumor baby.
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Amazon 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
BUT CAN IT DO THIS? *leans back*
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That's how the world works 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Imo it's a lot more complicated than that. For me personally, there's nothing more off-putting than someone who's hot but dumb as a brick or really boring, and I'd rather have a nice conversation than stare at a pretty face for hours.
But really, looks in a way reflect your personality, generally speaking (there are exceptions, people with metabolism/hormone issues for example). Sure, some people are born with a prettier face than others but if you shower once a month, eat junk food all day and never exercise, then a pretty face is useless because you will be unattractive anyway, and it shows a piece of your personality as well, namely your laziness and low self respect.
That's how it is with guys at least. With girls it's even wackier because you can neglect some of these things and compensate it by slapping on some makeup. Idk I'm actually quite hostile towards the makeup industry but I won't say much because I don't want people to get mad at me and also it would be off topic.
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Hmmmm 81 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Boy: "Hi."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Just doesn't happen. Maybe in messenger to girls who are frequently bombarded by messages from guys, or if the guy comes off as trying to flirt right away by starting a conversation with a "Hiiiiiii ;)" text, but definitely not irl. The thing is though, many dudes just stop talking to you when you casually mention your boyfriend. Why can't you continue the conversation? Why can't this be just a friendly conversation between two individuals without any ulterior motives? Have I met another fuckboi?
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Thanks for the explanation, Urban Dictionary 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes... swooping is bad.
Well he definitely got more space than he had 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He was cheating on you, I guarantee it
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Hmmm... 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"English is a pain in the ass to learn" dude English is one of the easiest languages to learn. Try learning a Slavic or Asian language and then come to me with how English is hard.
Can someone please explain what is going on here? 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
does he have like octoceps?
Haircut and free exorcism 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That cute lil' bow is actually protection against demons
This is me as a parent 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Minecraft? Pffft. Terraria for the win.
I salute you, brother 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I usually find these "savage" responses kind of cringy but this one was really good. Your friend is a legend.
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Born in Chernobyl 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
... Are you Shoe0nhead?
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Can I buy some friends? I need them...for science 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Black Mirror S3 EP1
Wanna Go on a Date 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Damn, some of these are pretty rude. They say ladies are cruel when they reject men but holy shit have I never seen the likes of these.
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Dad Doesn't Want A Dog 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok but why does the first dad look like Jeremy Irons?
Rats are gross, they say 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I feel you, in my mother tongue I get stuff wrong all the time. Maybe because some words or phrases just start sounding weird when you repeat them too many times, ya know what I mean? Then you start wondering if that's really the way it's supposed to be said/written but it's too late, everything sounds wrong since that realization.
Boys never grow up 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
[cries in not getting pocket money]
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Rats are gross, they say 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ha no probs, I'm not a native speaker and it took me embarrassingly long to figure this out, if bad rep and bad rap are the same thing and so on.
You don't cook fruits 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
@hammer Exactly, dairy and fruit is nothing new. Or, speaking of pineapple and ham on pizza which people seem to hate as well, meat and fruit isn't anything new either.
@serosenpai True, but again, if you don't like it, don't eat it. Maybe someone out there likes it and nobody can tell them otherwise. As long as it's not seriously harmful to their health, I don't care what people put in their body.
Just vaping 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Jenna + Julien relationship goals
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You don't cook fruits 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dudes, stop this prejudiced shit. You haven't even tried it, maybe it's good. And even if it's not, who are you to judge what other people put in their mouth?
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This is how we get orcs 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'M NERDY AND I'M PROUD!
Rats are gross, they say 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*bad rep (cause it's short for reputation) or bad rap (a rap sheet is a criminal record, bad/bum rap means dishonor due to false accusations)
But I agree, never had rats myself but I don't understand the prejudice against them, I think they're pretty cute.
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This is how we get orcs 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In Tolkien they are like twisted reflections of elves, I think.
Also according to Warcraft lore, pig people already exist, they're called Quilboar and they're different from Orcs.
In Elder Scrolls I think they are of elven blood but are generally not recognized as elves.
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Won't lie though, they are some ugly mfs 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My dudes, carrier pigeons probably influenced the outcome of WWII. It's possible that without them, the UK would be conquered by Hitler. How can anyone not respect that?
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You've got a nice friend 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He's got like a 10 pack... that shouldn't be humanly possible
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She's Dealing With It 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's the chillest cat I've ever seen.
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shooketh 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Probably fake but also funny so i'll let it slide
Prepare to be offended 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I thought he was gonna point at his bed. I'm a little disappointed. Still kinda funny though.
Halloween food 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Still, I honestly wouldn't put anything plastic in my mouth like that. That doesn't mean I don't appreciate the idea though, it seems quite imaginative.
Girls only want sex smh 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's funny because this is what the pathetic scrubs who call themselves "nice guys" do like all the time. Women don't even complain about it anymore because it's a common occurence for us.
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Apply cold water 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Samsungs"...0.0001% of that one model, actually. By that same logic, all iPhones bend.
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Halloween food 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But aren't the teeth made out of plastic? I probably wouldn't be very happy if I bit into a delicious donut and it tasted like a plastic spoon.
Continental breakfast 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh yeah, the sweaty guy gif. But Key & Peele is a great sketch series. You should definitely check it out. My favourite episode is "I said bitch"
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OMG so savage 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey I'm sorry for kinda necrobumping but fs allows guests only 3 comments a day and I was away for some time. @natethegreat I have something like this one https://www*gastromex*cz/_obchody/www*gastromex*cz/prilohy/5/parkovac-hot-dog-professor-pvr-2-na-parky-v-rohlik-0*jpg*big*jpg (Guests can't post links so just substitute every * with a .)
It's a Czech website because I'm Czech. I honestly don't know if our type of hot dog is a thing anywhere else in the world because we actually make a hole in the bun and stuff the hot dog in, instead of the usual slicing the bun and putting the hot dog in the middle, but they're pretty good. The toasted buns make it especially delicious.
TV host suffers a Freudian slip 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey at least he was a good sport about it
Real human 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wanna go skateboards?
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The Canadian president mocked for wearing Chewbacca socks at an international conference 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I must admit that I don't quite agree with Trudeau on everything, he's a bit too "SJW-y" for my taste. Mocking a person for his socks is pretty low, however.
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Who is this fool 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Guys bottling up their feelings isn't good for their own mental health or their surroundings, because you will snap sooner or later. I don't mean you should bitch about every little thing 24/7 but if there's really something bothering you, I strongly encourage you to tell your friends because not only can they offer solutions, getting things off your chest is usually a big relief.
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WTF fun fact 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not sure if I have a downvote troll on my back or if people are legit offended over this. It's hard to guess when nobody provides an explanation on their downvote.
A bad pun 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who she praying to? Cod? And reading the Holy Bubble?
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Dentists 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And a makeup artist too apparently
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With messy hair? 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No, attitude is the correct answer in my case. It usually goes away after breakfast.
WTF fun fact 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I bet he didn't mind doing it to little boys though.
I suspect people will lose their shit because I'm making fun of deeply religious people but hey when was the last religious child abuse scandal, like a month ago? My point basically proves itself.
IT is scary 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok yeah funny but honestly that's a very crappy reason for giving the movie only 2.5 stars.
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OMG so savage 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Microwaving hot dogs is barbaric. But boiling is a waste of water, unless of course you're an evil genius like OP who turns it into ice cubes. I have a hot dog maker that basically steams them, uses less water and they're done in 5 minutes. And it also has rod thingy that you put the buns on and it toasts them from the inside.
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Sign of our times 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Three words: Military industrial complex.
Some truth about death 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What theā€¦ people actually believed that some of your parts kept growing after death? Your nervous system is dead, how could it get the impulse? Your heart doesn't pump blood, how could it get the energy? I suck at biology and even I know that stuff doesn't keep growing after death.
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Grizzly sleeping bag? Don't ask why but I need one 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How do you breathe when it's closed though?
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Sleeping women are beautiful 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Boyfriend says I'm like a cat in that respect.
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