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Hardcore 5 comments
guest · 3 days ago
*guys. Several players reached what has been called the "kill screen" in Pacman, and yes, amazing it is. Same for Donkey Kong and several other arcade games!
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Starbucks smackdown 23 comments
guest · 3 days ago
Why "instead"?
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Shots fired! 28 comments
guest · 3 days ago
Some people got hurt by this comment, but it's definitely agreed. Sex and gender are not the same thing : sex is genetic, gender is a social construct. By the way, if a female viking was with a mostly male viking group, swinging her sword and kicking some butts, it can mean two things: either her gender was pretty different from the "standard cis female" gender, or the Viking standard for "cis female" gender was VERY different from what it is nowadays in our societies.
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Think diffferent 3 comments
guest · 4 days ago
Think difffffffferent.
So thoughtful 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Oh, sorry, the energy generated by the human heart. That's about 1% of the energy in a gallon of gasoline. So, if you rely on this energy alone to ride a truck to the moon and back, that's more like a hundred centuries you'll need, if my orders of magnitude are right. Which makes this picture even worse.
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So thoughtful 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
That's bullshit. First, what energy are we talking about? Earth does not "generate" energy, that's not at all how it works. Second, let's do some motherfucking math: 238900 miles between Earth and the Moon (on average), now double it for the back-and-forth part. If you go 20 miles a day, you'll need a bit more than THIRTEEN CENTURIES to make it. The real origin is Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney. Summary: the kid says "I love you up to the moon!", the father is like "wow, that's really far", and then responds "well, I love you to the moon and back, you little piece of shit" (the last 5 words are not in the original work).
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Does that total include tip 4 comments
guest · 1 week ago
You can tip $100 after eating the whole menu, and you still have spent $12.29 less for something way more useful.
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Probably the cutest burrito ever 8 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I'd eat that.
NASA testing cats in space 8 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I don't think it's in space. Rather a parabolic flight in a plane, much closer to Earth. Nice experiment though.
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Anon has a roommate 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Anon usually refers to 4chan users, not FML posters :)
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When you add human mouths to animals 8 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Hilarious? This is creepy. I won't be able to sleep tonight.
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Not Mine, but Good to remember 7 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
God, I'm guilty of everything on this list.
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What music are you into?? 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
IDM, cybergrind, post-death, harsh noise wall.
...I told you you did not want to know.
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This is why you don't assume it is safe to go on a green light 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Video title: "TRUCK NEARLY KILLS DRIVER".
Video itself: hey, look, the truck went on a red light kind of in front of a car, wow.
Smoking Weed May Cause Infertility Because It Makes Men's Sperm Lazy 7 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
A 2002 study showed no impact at all, and a 2003 study found the reverse effect: marijuana smokers ad "hyperactive sperm". The truth is: not enough studies yet to know the truth.
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This is not a placebo! 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Where Is My Mind is a cover, The Pixies originally released it in 1988. I'd recommend the original version, of course.
Also, it has kind of nothing to do with the picture, but hey.
Never take life for granite 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
For those who like this kind of stuff and want more (and even better, IMO), check out the Aug(De)Mented Reality videos by Hombre McSteez. Incredible work.
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Kachigga 4 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Well, MAYBE some of us think the whole Cars franchise is pure crap. Do you want me to recite the whole scripts for Wall-E, Toy Story 1, 2 and 3, and Up?
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Let guys have a taste of their own medicine. 6 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Am I already too late for the tentacles jo- YES I BLOODY AM. GODDAMMIT.
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Who else is there 11 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Traps?
No.
I like trains.
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Or he could have donated $37million in food once he got the contract.  6 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Well, the story is even better: no fruits actually, but sweet potatoes and cucumbers instead. He decided that he wanted to farm, and LEARNT THE WHOLE FARMING SHIT ON YOUTUBE. And as he does not need all these vegetables, he gives them ALL.
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Mr Bean's daughter is beautiful 4 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
"expection"
Dammit.
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Mr Bean's daughter is beautiful 4 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
"exception"
That's true 9 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Actually, I beg to differ. Some vegan or vegetarian recipes are incredibly great, but rely on ingredients that we do not use, or at least not on a regular basis, and dare to combine flavors we would not imagine can go well together.
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Volunteers 2 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Let's completely fuck up some innocent person's life! LOL!!!1!
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Always there 15 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Today on FeelSubstance, the beautiful story of a woman who could only find, through her whole life, ONE SINGLE PERSON able to cope with her shit.
(...I'm trying so hard to be sarcastic and edgy, but I'm actually crying inside.)
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Best place one Earth 14 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Yeah. The catch is: Xavier Neil can find incredibly talented and hard-working programmers/webdesigners/technicians and hire them (or have some friends of his hire them) before they can be recruited by other companies. It's a win-win. Neil is not doing this out of pure selflessness, but it's great for everyone involved.
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Lol wut 6 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Just Googled about it, and you're right. That's about Trump's empty promises. The way this 'Daily Caller' shit interpreted the DNC press release is totally wrong and absurd, although, of course, maybe better wording from the DNC, or attacks on more important stuff (e.g. what Trump is actually doing right now), would not have hurt anyone.
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Growing up Catholic provides a wealth of humor. 17 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
I had to Google it to get the joke, am I going straight to Hell when I die?
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Lady rips foul ball out of guys hand at white sox game 3 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
You can read his lips at 0:25. He clearly says "...the fuck?". Maybe, MAYBE he should have insulted her directly.
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That burn 13 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
"Will YOU go to Heaven?"
"Yeah."
"...oh, well, okay then."
*burns a church, has sex with his neighbor's wife, swears in every language*
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What am I doing with my Life 7 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
The average owner of my car has exactly one card and a ten thousand dollars debt.
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I really wish they toured for Endless River. 8 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
To me, Endless River is arguably one of their worst albums, if not THE absolute worst. No need to tour for that album. I wish I could travel back in time to the seventies. The Atom Heart Mother world tour must have been insane!
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The legend 38 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
The "lol, women" premise is more than used, and counterproductive as fuck. These jokes confirm the place of women as inferior to men, especially in science. I work as a math teacher, and guess what? Women are better at math than men, from first to twelfth grade, yet they think they cannot do math as well as men. That's a systemic problem, and these kinds of jokes are part of the problem.
I'm not even a fucking feminist. That's just the way it is. I have to tell young ladies, AND THEIR PARENTS, that they actually CAN carry out scientific studies because of shit like these jokes.
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This says a lot 15 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
- humorous comment, disliked
- serious comment about the economic aftermath of what was written in previous comment, a lot of thumbs up
I've been lurking here for a long time, but I still don't get how the comment section actually works.
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Still gonna hurt bro, not gonna lie. 9 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
*a vast majority of men, maybe not "all men". But quite.
Still gonna hurt bro, not gonna lie. 9 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
No. If she has real fun and does not even think about calling you during her night out, it's alright. If she wakes you up when back home, at 4am, to cuddle with you because, even shitfaced, she cannot sleep before cuddling with you, she really loves you. If she wakes you up at 4am for a blowjob, congratulations, you have found the one every man is looking for.
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"Tradition" is not a good enough reason to keep bad ideas around 43 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
No one gave a well-earned Godwin point to guestwho, I see. Also, YOU get to decide what is good or bad, according to your morals and ethics, because that's what human beings are supposed to do, and that's what their ability to think is for, basically.
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I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!! 5 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Oh, I am six minutes too late.
Women in one picture 20 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Maybe a more imaginative title would have done the trick. There's a huge difference between joking and insulting people.
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How to have a 2 year old actor 1 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Now she's a yoga instructor, and she's pretty hot. Just sayin'.
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You're a good person, don't think badly about yourself 10 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Well, my organs sure are worth a lot of money on the black market, but my soul is as black as my username.
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Or her hair 9 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
Having her own nude photos leaked (without her consent, of fucking course) must have felt really terrible, so... either she explicitely agreed that this joke be used, or this is outrageously insulting.
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Savage broh 4 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
That's not savage, that's just a douchebag typing sexist shit. I'm pretty sure he had that terrible joke planned from the start.
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Real life doppelganger 18 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
Well, I'm not at all thinking about a threesome right now. Not. At. All.
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That's true af 7 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
Sometimes, buying something more pricy but more reliable ends up costing you way less. Nine times out of ten, though... although I have stopped being a student a long time ago, the "Price - Low to high" option is still a default choice.
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Deatiled orianited 2 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
Plus, lack of punctuation to further prove his/her point.
That is why you learn not to just pick random trendy phrases for your résumé in Applying For A Job 101.
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An abandoned church in france 7 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
It is located in Caen, one and a half hours away from where I live. Let's ask the GF if she wants to marry me there :)
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Always loved the older girls 4 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
How is that a confession? It's actually typical child stuff, and it's kind of cute. Not calling the Meme Police, but there's a warning. And a hug.
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