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Mehehehe 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm into green genies too.
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The blood 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or it just seems they would like to have regular blood donors because the supply is low AND irregular, the same way NGOs would want you to subscribe for a $5/month donation rather than rely on one-time donations.
Excuse me... What? 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Okay, other guest, you have already posted enough racist comments on this website for the rest of your life. Don't you have anything else to do? Anyone else to annoy?
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Am I as ugly as people say? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
(something negative)
I just can't believe that
(something positive)
I know that
(something negative)
And no one will make me think that
(something positive)
Because, really,
(ambiguous question)
...now read it from bottom to top. GENIUS.
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"Higher beings" 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nope. We know that male and female brains are wired differently, because for a very long time, males had to be tough and selfish (they were hunters) and females had to be dedicated to other people (raising the kids, taking care of the injured, and so on). Nothing feminist in this. And the study this shitty article is about (a male lead researcher, and a serious neuroscientist, by the way) is about how male and female brains do not reward being selfish or being generous the same way, while stating that this is not "how males and females are made", but could very well be social or environmental construct (abel_hazard's comment is about this).
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10+ interesting statistics about your life that you hardly believe they are true 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Of course we 'hardly believe' these stats, because the first one already is complete bullshit: the average life expectancy on the planet is about 71.5 years, not 79. The rest of it does not seem any better.
Typical russians 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A simple drone could have done this, so why did these Russian fuckers climb this pyramid? Maybe it's forbidden to climb it because it will damage it, who knows?
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How about you? 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wish flies had human-like eyes.
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The death of numbness 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Newborn kebab.
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Respect 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Except when this "opinion" is based on total bullshit. If someone actually thinks that reptilians caused 9/11, a simple "What the fuck, dude?" seems like a pretty valid response.
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Beauty is when you can appreciate yourself 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
She is an objectively beautiful young woman with an incredible body, so that it's incredibly easy to say "hey, she misses a leg but she is beautiful because she appreciates herself"... She is beautiful, and she is hot, and stating that she is beautiful "despite of" her missing leg is a way of saying a missing leg should be ugly. Sorry, but this title seems so wrong...
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Disney princesses as modern day girls living now 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
After 20 years, I fell in love with Belle again today.
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Yeaah.. Good times.. Goooood times 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm in my thirties and still doing four or five of these on a regular basis. Like, who the hell wastes perfectly good cake mix? Or stays silent during the 20th Century Fox jingle? What kind of life is this?!
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BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You got what you called for, sonny. Go see a therapist for your anger issues, and do not forget to fucking floss.
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Hardcore 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*guys. Several players reached what has been called the "kill screen" in Pacman, and yes, amazing it is. Same for Donkey Kong and several other arcade games!
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Starbucks smackdown 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why "instead"?
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Shots fired! 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Some people got hurt by this comment, but it's definitely agreed. Sex and gender are not the same thing : sex is genetic, gender is a social construct. By the way, if a female viking was with a mostly male viking group, swinging her sword and kicking some butts, it can mean two things: either her gender was pretty different from the "standard cis female" gender, or the Viking standard for "cis female" gender was VERY different from what it is nowadays in our societies.
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Think diffferent 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Think difffffffferent.
So thoughtful 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh, sorry, the energy generated by the human heart. That's about 1% of the energy in a gallon of gasoline. So, if you rely on this energy alone to ride a truck to the moon and back, that's more like a hundred centuries you'll need, if my orders of magnitude are right. Which makes this picture even worse.
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So thoughtful 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's bullshit. First, what energy are we talking about? Earth does not "generate" energy, that's not at all how it works. Second, let's do some motherfucking math: 238900 miles between Earth and the Moon (on average), now double it for the back-and-forth part. If you go 20 miles a day, you'll need a bit more than THIRTEEN CENTURIES to make it. The real origin is Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney. Summary: the kid says "I love you up to the moon!", the father is like "wow, that's really far", and then responds "well, I love you to the moon and back, you little piece of shit" (the last 5 words are not in the original work).
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Does that total include tip 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can tip $100 after eating the whole menu, and you still have spent $12.29 less for something way more useful.
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Probably the cutest burrito ever 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd eat that.
NASA testing cats in space 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't think it's in space. Rather a parabolic flight in a plane, much closer to Earth. Nice experiment though.
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Anon has a roommate 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Anon usually refers to 4chan users, not FML posters :)
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Not Mine, but Good to remember 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
God, I'm guilty of everything on this list.
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Smoking Weed May Cause Infertility Because It Makes Men's Sperm Lazy 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A 2002 study showed no impact at all, and a 2003 study found the reverse effect: marijuana smokers ad "hyperactive sperm". The truth is: not enough studies yet to know the truth.
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This is not a placebo! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where Is My Mind is a cover, The Pixies originally released it in 1988. I'd recommend the original version, of course.
Also, it has kind of nothing to do with the picture, but hey.
Never take life for granite 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For those who like this kind of stuff and want more (and even better, IMO), check out the Aug(De)Mented Reality videos by Hombre McSteez. Incredible work.
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Or he could have donated $37million in food once he got the contract.  6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, the story is even better: no fruits actually, but sweet potatoes and cucumbers instead. He decided that he wanted to farm, and LEARNT THE WHOLE FARMING SHIT ON YOUTUBE. And as he does not need all these vegetables, he gives them ALL.
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Mr Bean's daughter is beautiful 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"expection"
Dammit.
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Mr Bean's daughter is beautiful 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"exception"
That's true 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually, I beg to differ. Some vegan or vegetarian recipes are incredibly great, but rely on ingredients that we do not use, or at least not on a regular basis, and dare to combine flavors we would not imagine can go well together.
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Volunteers 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Let's completely fuck up some innocent person's life! LOL!!!1!
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Best place one Earth 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah. The catch is: Xavier Neil can find incredibly talented and hard-working programmers/webdesigners/technicians and hire them (or have some friends of his hire them) before they can be recruited by other companies. It's a win-win. Neil is not doing this out of pure selflessness, but it's great for everyone involved.
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Lol wut 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just Googled about it, and you're right. That's about Trump's empty promises. The way this 'Daily Caller' shit interpreted the DNC press release is totally wrong and absurd, although, of course, maybe better wording from the DNC, or attacks on more important stuff (e.g. what Trump is actually doing right now), would not have hurt anyone.
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Growing up Catholic provides a wealth of humor. 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I had to Google it to get the joke, am I going straight to Hell when I die?
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That burn 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Will YOU go to Heaven?"
"Yeah."
"...oh, well, okay then."
*burns a church, has sex with his neighbor's wife, swears in every language*
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What am I doing with my Life 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The average owner of my car has exactly one card and a ten thousand dollars debt.
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The legend 38 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The "lol, women" premise is more than used, and counterproductive as fuck. These jokes confirm the place of women as inferior to men, especially in science. I work as a math teacher, and guess what? Women are better at math than men, from first to twelfth grade, yet they think they cannot do math as well as men. That's a systemic problem, and these kinds of jokes are part of the problem.
I'm not even a fucking feminist. That's just the way it is. I have to tell young ladies, AND THEIR PARENTS, that they actually CAN carry out scientific studies because of shit like these jokes.
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This says a lot 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
- humorous comment, disliked
- serious comment about the economic aftermath of what was written in previous comment, a lot of thumbs up
I've been lurking here for a long time, but I still don't get how the comment section actually works.
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"Tradition" is not a good enough reason to keep bad ideas around 43 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No one gave a well-earned Godwin point to guestwho, I see. Also, YOU get to decide what is good or bad, according to your morals and ethics, because that's what human beings are supposed to do, and that's what their ability to think is for, basically.
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Women in one picture 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe a more imaginative title would have done the trick. There's a huge difference between joking and insulting people.
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How to have a 2 year old actor 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Now she's a yoga instructor, and she's pretty hot. Just sayin'.
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Or her hair 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Having her own nude photos leaked (without her consent, of fucking course) must have felt really terrible, so... either she explicitely agreed that this joke be used, or this is outrageously insulting.
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Real life doppelganger 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, I'm not at all thinking about a threesome right now. Not. At. All.
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That's true af 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sometimes, buying something more pricy but more reliable ends up costing you way less. Nine times out of ten, though... although I have stopped being a student a long time ago, the "Price - Low to high" option is still a default choice.
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Deatiled orianited 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Plus, lack of punctuation to further prove his/her point.
That is why you learn not to just pick random trendy phrases for your résumé in Applying For A Job 101.
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An abandoned church in france 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It is located in Caen, one and a half hours away from where I live. Let's ask the GF if she wants to marry me there :)
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Smart move 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Either that, or pure sexism on your part, "girls will be girls" bullshit and all this. So, either you need a new GF, or she needs a new BF.
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Miracle cure 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually very bad for the cartridge. You need a Q-tip and rubbing alcohol (or hydrogen peroxide if it really is in bad condition, I guess).
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