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Portrait made of nothing 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It was processed by Deep Dream. Found the original link: reddit.com/r/deepdream/comments/5o5pjx/napoleon_bonaparte_a2
Also made thanks to Deep Dream, this incredible music video: youtube.com/watch?v=5WqFqzeLpXg
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Something I'd pay to watch 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This woman is the former wife of Claudio Fragasso, the director and writer of cult hit Troll II, the best worst movie in the world. You should watch it, then watch Best Worst Movie, a documentary about Troll II made by one of the actors 20 years later. Masterpieces.
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No more "tofu steak" and "bacon flavored" herbs 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This amendment has been strongly pushed by a member of the Parliament who also happens to be a cattle breeder. What an incredible coincidence.
One of his main points is: "We want to protect the consumer, for instance against so-called steaks that are part soy proteins and part actual meat, sold at the same price but way cheaper to produce." However, these are already referred to as "hamburgers" and not "steaks" in our shops, and they are waaaay cheaper to buy. This is a blatant lie, sir. You just do not want vegetarian products to stand next to animal products in supermarkets because you are afraid meat consumption in France may be impacted.
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"Just one or two" 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Hello darkness my old friend."
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Who even likes sparkling 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The air you breathe is technically carbonated. WE ALL LIVE IN SIN \o/
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Could be interesting 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Still, do we really need an Avatar 2 movie?
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Shoddy Job 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Titens"
"amature"
I'm impressed.
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This is bravery 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Meanwhile, some douchebag is filming instead of helping in any way.
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Never been to either of these places but worth a shot 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
American is just English spoken by Americans.
...wait, what?
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Read it 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, what if the fundamental laws of physics were completely broken.
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You could have lived to 300 years old 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If the person who wrote this is (why not?) 50 years old, that means this person ate an average of 930 pieces of bacon a day. That's at least 16 kgs (35 pounds) or more. All I'm trying to say is: A lot of pig ghosts will welcome you in Hell, f*cker.
Chicken stock 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Somebody who has done this, please know that a lot of people wish you were already burning in Hell.
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Brakrdance battle 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Poor kitty.
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Why is he so perfect?? 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Brendon Urie is a national treasure.
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Mmm! My favorite! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
...whaddaya mean, "six"?
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Mmm! My favorite! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That reply is the greatest five-word sentence I have ever read.
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Such honesty 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks she's kind of gorgeous?
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There still together 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I love (and kind of despise at the same time) how we collectively think of hippies only in terms of "free love" and "taking drugs". This was about unconditional love, respect and hope, in times of war and disillusion. No wonder these two are still together, IMO.
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Good guy Romania 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It was in June 2017, and it was a great decision.
I live in France, and we will not see anything like this soon... Corrida is still legal in the South of France (if you don't know it, corrida is basically torturing and killing a bull in an arena, in front of an audience... don't Google Image search it, please).
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Elon musk, Queens university, Canada, Early 90s 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cool.
Yo, listen up! Here's the story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Please don't mix our terrible memories of Crazy Frog with our terrible memories of Eiffel 65. Please.
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Mine workers getting ready to descend into a mine. Circa 1970 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"circa 1970"? Yeah, no. This was in Belgium in the early 1900's.
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Do we really exist ??? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One of the "basic" principles of thermodynamics is that, for gases, there is a direct link between temperature and velocity. Namely, if the pressure remains constant, temperature and velocity are inversely proportional: if you reduce the velocity, temperature raises; if you increase the velocity, temperature drops. When your mouth is fully opened, air comes out slower, so it is hotter ; when you "fffuuuuu", air comes out faster, so it is colder. There are other applications of the Venturi effect, including circumstances where the "constant pressure" approximation is not valid anymore.
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Do we really exist ??? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There's actually a pretty simple explanation to this weird stuff: the Venturi effect :)
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*Takes 5 Dollar out of jar* 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*gives one cent and cries*
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Albert einstein was actually right 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Einstein never said that, you can check by yourselves.
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Leo the hero dog 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Leo was a good boy.
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The ultimate life hacks compilation 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I lost my shit at the Florence & The Machine one.
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Dating is hard 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That was a great line! If she didn't even smile at this one, she was not the one for you.
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Fascinating facts very few people know 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have been told that this sometimes happens, but I'm still amazed: 100% of the facts here are legitimately true and verifiable. For one, I knew that Norway produced most of its electricity from hydroelectric plants, but that 94% figure is true, which blows my mind.
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Roommate Just Asked “What’s So Funny” 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dear Kate (last one): You totally deserve it.
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Lucky shower head 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Picture Willem Dafoe naked.
Or President Trump.
Tadaaa, you're cured!
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Sushi pizza 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There still is this old belief that mixing two good things WILL result in something great, like pizza fries or zombie comedies or electronic rock. But 99% of the time, it fails miserably.
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The most dramatic prom date 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
First, how much did it cost? It seems a bit too much for a freaking prom.
And second... is it kind of grim, or is it just me?
smh
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Ugly people have talent too 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
First, ugly people are still allowed to make music.
Second, more and more people actually have the means to produce music at home, without any producer's influence.
Third, hmm... Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead? Wasn't he a freaking ugly son of a bitch? Or Nickelback's frontman Chad Kroeger? Die Antwoord?
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Story of my life 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, change friends.
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I wanna be a dwarf alien. 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Interviewer: So, what is the last movie you--
Me: Saw.
Interviewer, starting to run away: OH SHIT!"
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That's a big space 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The picture he sent kind of looks like the huge vacuum in his heart.
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when you just need that SMALL snack.. 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Al of this only to get change on a 10 euros bill... What a jerk :)
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The benefit of being a girl 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nice choice of words and photos, disinformation at its finest. Twitch is actually offering small grants to female streamers, especially the one who are still students, so that they can invest in cameras, go to conventions, and so on. Because they wish Twitch and other videogame-related platforms stopped being so predominantly male and misogynistic to the point where this kind of dumb male-manufactured bullshit is spread all over the place without anyone remotely doubting it and searching for fucking sources. (And, just to be clear: I'm a male. I'm just pissed off. Twitch tries to make a male-dominated place a better place for women, and some dumb fucks just do THIS, and everybody goes with the flow. Seriously. Also, fuck that other guest and his "cam whore" lame excuse of a joke.)
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Never stop learning! 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Whomever? Actually, you HAVE to use "whoever" in that sentence.
...wait, "whomever(s)"? The person who wrote this clearly has a fedora where his brain should be.
cuddle with mommy 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I love how we have been downvoted to Hell for stating that otters are still cute. Ted Bundy was a handsome young man, which does not mean he was not one of the most frightening serial killers of the twentieth century. Same here. Also applies to dolphins.
The First Image Ever of a Hydrogen Atom's Orbital Structure....... SCIENCE 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It was actually published in May 2013. A Google search for "atom photograph" gives even more amazing stuff. SCIENCE!
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cuddle with mommy 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They are still cute as hell.
facepalm 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Potatoes have more chromosomes than humans, hence the Internet comparing trisomic people with potatoes.
Say no more b*tch 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No dolphin either.
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They look like they bout to nut 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Saxual Healing.
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I want to look like her 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, I have only dated Caucasian women in my entire life, but sometimes, it was not my decision.
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Looks like a vampire 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, Ed Sheeran is not the only ginger in the world.
Be fun to watch though 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And OF COURSE, he/she had to tag both brands to give them ideas. That's irresponsible.
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