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You did it to yourself 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Getting thrown across the room by electricity is a Hollywood invention. You just tense up until the current is removed. There are hundreds, if not thousands, or videos of people being electrocuted and none of them do anything but tense up.
Too many abandoned pets 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No one in charge of anything gives a shit if the people getting the pets is responsible or not. The only thing they care about is not killing the overpopulation of dogs and cats. There are multiple dogs in my small neighbor that have attacked multiple people and nothing is done. No fine, nothing. They won't even take the dog in for rabies quarantine because there's no room.
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Tesla self-driving cars 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is why Elon Musk has jumped into the "Fake News" arena. After all the free advertising and publicity both he and his companies have received over the years, he's pissed that news sites are covering the Tesla Autopilot crashes. He called it "unfair" to cover crashes linked to Autopilot because other cars crash everyday. Then, about a week later, he started lashing out at the same media that gave him all the free advertising and publicity all those years and claiming he's going to start a project to filter out "fake news."
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Insert *that's racist* GIF 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I remember this. Everyone on the tech sites were trying to out outrage each other while pretending they had no idea how this could have happened. This was three years or so ago and, last I heard, Google Photos still won't recognize the words "Gorilla," "Monkey," or "Chimp."
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Crazy photo 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is this were all the bags floating around in the ocean come from? Stop murdering God's creatures with your weird plastic milk bags, Canada.
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The hospital "helping" 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Posting this shit on the internet is attention seeking behavior.
Powerful water jet perfectly cuts through camera 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It won't work now that you got it all wet, dumb ass.
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Dog discrimination 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's because Pet Smart isn't stupid and doesn't want to get sued when your oh-so-sweet-never-hurt-a-fly-might-lick-you-to-death-ha-ha pit bull does what it was bred to do and dismembers someone else's dog. Even the rest of the dog worshiping morons are realizing there's something wrong with this breed and wants them banned.
Farts made sound? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm not buying it. By 23 you would have read a book or closed captioning from a show or movie, seen friends burst out laughing, watched someone cup their hand under their arm, something would have alerted you to the fact that farts make noise even if you can't hear them.
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Let’s think people! ;) 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bullshit. They work for less money than anyone else, driving everyone else out of an area. They've done it with construction in the area around here. The only place they haven't' been able to do it is 50 miles north were the Hopi and Navajo won't let they get a foot hold.
Insert final fantasy music here 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why does he shop in the children's section for clothes?
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Win win 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
$10 billion dollars in a brief case that someone handed you? Yeah, it's a fucking bomb.
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What does this mean to you? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It appears to be a visualization of how people view their own pain versus other's pain. I'm sure it's supposed to be something more profound, but after four years of doctor's office and lab waiting rooms that's the first thing that pops into my mind. There's always that one person that's in so much more pain, so much sicker than everyone else.
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Smoke signals 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What makes you think it's a man? Women can be assholes too.
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My stupidity canceled itself out and saved me an extra hour's drive 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How did you drive home without you keys?
Yep 50, why? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He didn't pray not to get shot.
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Japan vs your hometown 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe if you would fucking get out to the way...
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It's not easy being a parent 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's called satire. The person is trying to make a point by going to extremes.
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welp 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There are a number of studies showing depression is horribly over diagnosed, with only around 30% of those diagnosed with depression actually suffering from depression.
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A freshly delivered pizza 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why do you idiots keep doing stupid shit like this to your dogs? I hate dogs but I feel like slapping the shit out of some of you people. If the dog seems nervous, confused, or just plain uncomfortable, leave it alone.
I worked in malls and restaurants for years 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just do your fucking job. Dealing with assholes - either the ones you work with or the general public - is part of working. If you think you don't have to do your job because you don't like someone, you're the asshole.
Dad-like reflexes 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How did the cake get bigger?
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Looks weird reversed 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The situation is reversed.
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This is still a thing 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sensationalist bullshit. You're taking the maximum sentence for graffiti, which your're unlikely to actually serve unless you're an idiot that's been convicted 20 times, and comparing it to some ridiculous, outrageous sentences for rape. It sounds like some deep social commentary, but it's not, it's simply comparing apple to oranges. Then, of course, if you don't want to go to jail for a long time for something stupid, don't do something stupid.
What happens when you put two vicious pit bulls in a photo booth 43 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pit bulls are famous for their unrelenting, single-mindedness when they attack. There are hundreds of videos of pit bulls attacking while people pull, hit, kick, even stab the damn things and they won't let go. You combine that with a psychopathic level of unpredictability and you have a dangerous animal - not a fucking pet.
I cannot express how much I love this 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think those are ravens, though.
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In the background, you can see a birth of a mass murderer 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The great acting skills of the guy walking through the concrete is what really sells this. I bet it took all of 10 seconds to fix it.